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COVER
TITLE PAGE
WELCOME
DEDICATION
EPIGRAPH
PART THE FIRST: IT’S MY PARTY AND I’LL DIE IF I WANT TO
PRELUDE
1: ONCE UPON A TIME BOMB
2: THAT’S THE SPIRITS!
3: THERE’S A LOT OF WHAT’S COMING GOING AROUND
4: EXIT STAGE WRONG
5: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO PANIC
6: THE TRUTH IS A FLAMING SWORD
7: ASSFLASHBACKWARDS
8: GO DIRECTLY TO HELL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS.
9: FOUR-LIMBED IS FORE-ARMED
10: I SAID I WAS READY TO DIE. I DIDN’T SAY I WAS READY TO DIE QUIETLY.
PART THE SECOND: YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOLFMAN
11: DEAR JOHN
12: I THINK I CLAN I THINK I CLAN
13: OCTOPUPPY
14: YOGA DO, WE MUST
15: INTROSPECTION FOR DUMMIES
16: ME AND MY SHADOW SELF
17: OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME IN
18: NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN
19: PACK MENTALITY
20: MAYTE HARI
21: FURRENSICS
22: TESTING, TESTING. IS THIS THING ON?
23: IT’S NOT A SLAUGHTERHOUSE, IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOME
24: PLEASE DON’T SQUEEZE THE CHARMING.
25: WOLVESRUNTOGETHERJOHN
26: ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN
PART THE THIRD: MISSION IMPOLITIC
27: FLASHASSFORWARD
28: DON’T BITE THE CLAW THAT FEEDS YOU
29: SHUT UP WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME
30: THIS LITTLE PIG WENT TO MARKET
31: HERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
32: JUGGLING CHAINSAWS
33: FOOLS RUSSIAN… I MEAN, RUSH IN
34: SOMEBODY’S BEEN PEEING IN MY BED
35: SHIT, MEET FAN. FAN, MEET SHIT.
36: NOT A BEATLES REFERENCE
37: IF YOU WANT TO CLEAN UP, YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY
PART THE FOURTH: OLD SCHOOL
38: A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT
39: FOILED CURSES AGAIN
40: PUTTING THE HELL IN HELLO
41: A TERRIBLE PLAN
42: JUST SO YOU KNOW
43: TAKE YOUR MEDICINE
44: MY, GRANDMA! WHAT A BIG ASSHOLE YOU ARE!
45: ARE WE THERE YET?
46: DEAD AHEAD
47: THE ROAD LESS GRAVELED
48: GETTING SCHOOLED
49: UNREADY, UPSET, FIRE
50: A MURDER OF CROWS
51: KARMA’S A BITCH
52: A DARK PLACE
53: CHANGING THE RULES
54: MY BIG FAT SAPPY ENDING
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
BY ELLIOTT JAMES
PRAISE FOR CHARMING
EXTRAS
MEET THE AUTHOR
A PREVIEW OF "FEARLESS"
A PREVIEW OF "DIRTY MAGIC"
ORBIT NEWSLETTER
TABLE OF CONTENTS
COPYRIGHT
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