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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Dedication
Table of Contents
Name Names
You Can Step in a Load of Crap, but a Smart Girl Doesn’t Put Up with Any
You Can’t Polish a Poodle
Even Bad Reputations Need Expiration Dates
Never Argue When There’s Candy at Stake
Smartin Granitstein Is Vile. There Are NO Exceptions to This Rule
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Clients Closer
Sometimes Death by Puckered Parrot Is Worth the Risk
Sixty Seconds of Happy Kicks Jeopardy!’s Butt
Never Lift for Yourself What a Fifth-Grader Is Willing to Lift for You
If You Love Something, Set It Loose in Math Class
Sorcerer’s Stands Require Written Permission
He Who Swipes the Last Butterscotch Square Has Got to Go
No One Can Ever Know Unwritten Rule #10. Ever
Face the Jackals or They’ll Eat You Alive
Never Trust a Snake
Don’t Build Your Nest on a Flagpole
Innermost Thoughts Should Always Be in Blue
Libraries. Not So Hazard-Free Anymore
It Ain’t Over till the Lady in White Sings
Don’t Paint Spots on a Leopard
If You Gotta Jump, Take No Prisoners
Pay No Attention to the Unwritten Rule Behind the Curtain
Sometimes Happy Comes in Extra Chunky
Acknowledgments
Copyright
About the Publisher
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