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Index
Prologue
Chapter 1: Lazy Days
Chapter 2: Pillow Talk
Chapter 3: You Can Choose Your Friends, But…
Chapter 4: The Attack of the Killer Ennui
Chapter 5: Timing is Everything
Chapter 6: If the Mountain Won’t Come to Mohammed...
Chapter 7: Is This What a Sardine Feels Like?
Chapter 8: The Midnight Ride of Billie Revere
Chapter 9: Directionally Challenged
Chapter 10: Flirting with Disaster
Chapter 11: She Has Many Skills
Chapter 12: Help Me Make It Through the Night
Chapter 13: Your Sword In My Service
Chapter 14: Out of the Mouths of Babes
Chapter 15: It’ll Hurt You in the End (Literally)…
Chapter 16: The Naked Truth
Chapter 17: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
Chapter 18: Blazing Saddles
Chapter 19: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Chapter 20: Laughter is the Best Medicine
Chapter 21: Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy?
Chapter 22: A Face Only a Mother Could Love
Chapter 23: The Seven Rear Itch
Chapter 24: True Grit
Chapter 25: War and Peace
Chapter 26: Bear With Me
Chapter 27: You Can Lead a Horse to Water, But You Can’t Make It Cook
Chapter 28: Come On, Baby, Light My Fire
Chapter 29: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Chapter 30: Barfing in the Briar
Chapter 31: Whipped Pussy
Chapter 32: Hello Kitty
Chapter 33: Woof—Woof Woof—Who Let the Dogs Out?
Chapter 34: Drown My Sorrows
Chapter 35: Happy Trails to You
Chapter 36: Here She Comes… Miss America
Chapter 37: Enough is Enough is Enough
Chapter 38: If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, We’d Have No Luck At All
Epilogue: Déjà Vu—Not!
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