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Contents

A NOTE FROM YOUR FAVORITE

POP-POURRI Short You’re My Inspiration WORDPLAY Short A Lazy Lump of Cheese

Firsts

BATHROOM NEWS Short Bathroom Names A BLUNDERFUL LIFE Medium Oops! ANIMALS Short Chicken Nuggets FORGOTTEN HISTORY Short Life in 1902

Medium They Are What You Eat Medium Too Risky for Guinness

MOUTHING OFF Short There Oughta Be a Law

Medium April Fools!

WORD ORIGINS Medium Word Origins ORIGINS Medium Car Tunes

Flubbed Headlines Medium “I Spy…” at the Movies Medium Capital-ism

The Wright Stuff

Medium Toy Fads

LIFE IS STRANGE Short Ironic, Isn’t It?

What Does it Take?

Cheddar Man

THE PRINTED WORD Medium A Tale of a Whale AMERICANA Short Welcome to Ten Sleep

Medium Q&A: Ask the Experts

Oprah’s Insights Founding Fathers It’s All About Me

CRÈME DE LA CRUD Medium Bad Musicals

Medium Strange Lawsuits

TV OR NOT TV Medium Wacky TV

Medium Wrong Way Corrigan Medium Unsung Heroes Medium Weird Canada Medium History’s Myth-Stories Medium Uncle John’s Stall of Fame

Earth’s Greatest Hits

Medium Name That Voice

Go, Granny, Go Warning Labels Brand Names A Barrel of Laughs

Medium What Side Are You On?

Brits vs. Yanks

POLITICS Short Politalks

Medium Animal Science

Double Trouble

Medium Strange Tourist Attractions

THAT’S DEATH Short Famous Last Words

Curses!

BUSINESS Short Odd Promotions

Medium Pudge Goes Pro

Bagpiper’s Fungus Happiness Is

FOOD FOR THOUGHT Short Origin of Nachos

Celebrity Gossip

SPIES & CONSPIRACIES Medium Spy Hunt: Gray Deceiver, Part I

Moles and Mice Medium The Politically Correct Quiz #1

Royal Purple Unlikely Best Sellers Uncle John’s Creative Teaching Awards Weird Beauty Pageants Random Origins The Dawn of Fertilization Wide World of Weird Sports But Wait! There’s More! Dumb Crooks D. B. Cooper

I WILL SURVIVE Short Uncle John Helps Out Around the House

You Yell, We Shell!

Strange Inventions Unplanned World Records The First Black American Sea Captain A Room of Her Own

Medium The Woman Emperor

Hoax!

MYTHS AND LEGENDS Short What Dreams Mean

Long The Little Rascals

It’s a Weird, Weird World Brainteasers Fabulous Flop: The Delorean, Part I Commie Crabs and Third-Reich Raccoons Fictionary Hamburger 911 Food of the Gods Local Hero: Leroy Gorham When Real Life Becomes Reel Life The Foggiest Place on Earth Uncle John’s Page of Lists

HUT HUT HIKE! Short Football Names

The Wind Eagle

MUSIC Short Musical Notes

According to the Latest Research

A Peach of an Election Plop, Plop, Quiz, Quiz Rocking-Chair Rockers Name Your Poison

POP SCIENCE Short Anatomy of a Hiccup

Bathroom News

Alternate TV Guide

Long The Great Pig War

Ratherisms The Death of Superman Odd Facts about Charles Dickens It’s a Weird, Weird Crime The Sad Tale of Centralia The Doctor is Out (of His Mind) Nudes & Prudes

PUBLIC LIVES Short Famous Dropouts

Medium The Body Farm

Video Stinkers

Long The Birth of the NFL, Part I

What a Dish! UJPORAD Word Origins Good Dog! Bad Dog! Lost in Translation You Want Fries with That? Famous Lasts

Long The Leaded Gas Conspiracy

You Call That Art? What a Doll

TRICKS & HOAXES Short Just Plane Weird

Oops!

Why Ask Why? Modern Maladies

Long BRI Survival Guide

Senate Scuffles Tongue Twisters Two-Timing Street Number Numerology Getting Personal My Other Vehicle is in Orbit The King’s Jewels The 12 Days of Mythmas Forgotten History: Shays’ Rebellion Spelling Test Fake News Edited for Sensitivity

Long Tick Tock Timeline

HEROES AND VILLAINS Short Kid Stuff LAW AND ORDER Short Looney Laws

The Death Ray!

The Curse of the Cursing Stone Here Comes the Spammobile! Uji! Hanabata! Scotland’s Dish

REEL STUFF Short Hollywood Lists

Medium Poor Rich People

Infamous Weapons Halftime Ironic, Isn’t It? Word Games

CANADIANA Short Canadians on Canada

Fire 101

Unplanned World Records Uncle John’s Stall of Fame

Long The Tallest Man in the World

Ice Cream Toilets Warholisms

TOYS AND AMUSEMENTS Short Party Games

Pain in the…

Q&A: Ask the Experts Big, Starring Harrison Ford Vanished! Dubious Achievers Uncle John Cleans Your Kitchen

Long The Sad Fate of Murderous Mary

Finger Lickin’ Quiz Word Origins The Curse of the Little Rascals Fictional Vacation Spy Hunt: Gray Deceiver, Part II Angels & Honey Traps Boomerang! Brushstrokes Animals in the News Hair in Canada First-Class Mail

Long “I Know Someone Who Looks Just Like You”

Bad Granny APOUJRAD Lemons Carnegie’s Wisdom Amazing Grace The Politically Correct Quiz #2 Police Squad Just Plane Amazing The Robots are Coming! Let’s Do a Study! The Curse of the Iceman Hippos in the News Oops! What a Doll Canoe Plants Suck Wind, Goofy Foot! BRI Survival Guide Dumb Crooks Funny Business The Birth of the NFL, Part II Hut 1…Hut 2…Hike:! 13 Names for a 12-inch Sandwich Aunt Shari’s Amazing Powers Founding Fathers It’s a Weird, Weird World Crazy for Star Wars Frontier Women Hi Phi Nudes & Prudes

Long Welcome to Nunavut

Frosted Lungs and Halibut Heads The Pajama Report The Vampire Slayer Audio Treasures Secret Subway Fabulous Flop: The Delorean, Part II The Man Who Saved a Billion Lives It’s a Conspiracy! According to the Latest Research

Long But Wait! There’s Still More!

The Divine Wind Spy Hunt: Gray Deceiver, Part III Smudgers & Sleepers Viva La Rebellion!

Long *Tiny Bubbles

Life in 1966

Long *Ashes to Ashes

*Savant Syndrome *First Glass

Long *Hard-Boiled

Classic Hammett

Medium Amazing Escapes Long *The Miniseries

*Phonograph Wars *The Little Rascals Hall of Fame Longest Lasting…

Answer Pages

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