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Index
Dedication
Contents
I Asked if We Could Get a Black Mamba
They All Taste Like Baby Food
Which Is More Fun, Alien Poo or Science?
We Thought It Would Make a Good Splat
The Technical Term Is Floppy Bits
Maybe I Took One Tiny Bite
Four Fifty a Pint Is Criminal
It’s This or Hip-Hop Dance
We Look Like Defeated Supervillains
I’ll Sew Up My Wounded Stomach with Yarn
Maybe You Didn’t Really Want to Take My Money
A Pygmy Hedgehog Sounds All Right
I’m Going to Bake Her into Submission
I Am Evil Because of How Bald I Am
She Won’t Catch You. You’ll Be a Unicorn.
I Felt Like a Wonderpat
Spot-Clean, or the Highway
They Only Have Teeny-Tiny Brains
Lord Baldy Is with Us or against Us
They Are Pies of Evil
He’s Not a Nudnik
Fried Potato and Onion in Your Ice Cream
Your Predictions Are Wrong
Isn’t He a Little Cute One?
A Note from the Author
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About the Author and Illustrator
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
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