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Index
Cover
Half Title
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Contents
Prologue
Part One: Wonderland, Jalandhar
Welcome to Wonderland
The Prince of Cabbage Land
Happy Singh Soni—CV
An Incomplete List of Wonderland Rides and Attractions
Happy Singh Soni, Wonderland Assistant
Generation Happy
A List of Residents of Soni Square—Punjab Land Records
I Stuck Out My Tongue and Tasted the Sky
The Cotton Candy King
I Am Cotton Candy
The Diamondback Moth
Happy TV
I Am a Gulmohar Tree
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
Gul and Babbu
Sugar Rotis
Gul: Ibu 800
They Carried Little
I Am a Necklace that is Split
Voicemail From Gul
Village TV
The Loo Interviews
Wonderland Group Chat: Vending Machine
Snow
Ambika
The Accidental Library
The Abduction of Europa
Bande à Part
The Loo Interviews II
Happy TV: What I Want to be When I Grow Up—the Village Edition
North and South
Career Dreamz Pvt. Ltd.
Wonderland Group Chat: Alarm
Your Official Invitation to Europe
The Indian Bird of Death
Fly
Columbia
Europe: Re: Your Recent Invitation
The Fable of the Crow and the Water
Wonderland Group Chat: Termination of Agreement
Europe is Painting a Picture
An Efficient Man’s Morning Routine
The Groom is a Hedgehog
Fatehpal: International Experience
Wonderland Group Chat: Bullet Points
Europe: A Friendly Reminder
Be a Man, Go Abroad: Karamveer Singh’s Travel Agency
The New Jersey Bots
Europe: First Admonition
Gonna Fly Now
Cookies and Disinfectant
Franz and Odile Decide to Leave
Mon Histoire Commence Ici
Will You Miss Me
Autobahn
I Pack My Bag And in it I Put
Davinder’s Room
Know Every Things
Intermission: On the Move
Scene 1, Ext.—Dawn
Log Of Travelers: Jalandhar-East Tehsil
No One
Amrit And Nadeesh
Aishwarya Rai, Again
Locate Me
Harbir
The Desert: Dasht-E Lut
A Very Tall Man
The Value of High-Quality Water Bottles
Play Dead
Punjabi Apparel
Frostbite
Nadeesh’s Feet
Europe: Are We There Yet?
Log of Travelers: Bari
In the Beginning, We Were Six
One Minute of Silence
Part Two: I Am a Bag
Call Me When You Get There
Trenitalia Fr 9560
Vocabolario
I Am a Bag
A Room With No View
Soft Skills
EU—Directory
The Coordinators
Filetti Di Baccalà a Santa Cecilia
Europe: Do You
Useful People
A Brief History of Frying
Just Stay Put
Rosella
The Gulmohar Seed
A Moonlighter’s Payroll Statement
Locate Me
Bo and Champ
Champ’s Kama Kama Chiaro Di Luna Song
Vocabolario
Sightseeing
I Am a Pigment In a Pietà
Casting Call: Male Lead, Aged 20–28
Vocabolario
The Gurdwara Kitchen
Room With No View II
Cinderella-Ella- Ella, Eh, Eh, Eh
Montanara
Vocabolario
Career Dreamz II
Fathepal: On Work
Glisten and Shine
The Casting
A Bar Without a Roof
Luminita/Marilyn Whirlwind
Europe: Dress-As-Your-Favorite-Culture Week
Ambika: Ibs
Vocabolario
On My Break
Franz and Odile are Hungry
Spaghetti Vongole
Vocabolario
Family Meal: Chisciöl
Horace’s Black Turtleneck
Mend
The House of the Rising Sun
Vocabolario
A Room With No View III
How to Fold a Pizza Box
Crown of Cream
Rhyme/Reason
Part Three: Death to the Radish
I Am Radish
Ravanello Europe Limited
The Container
Gul: Voice Mail
Paradise Square
Residents of Container Ocean Network Express (One)
Harbir, Again
One Minute on the Fields
Guru Nanak
The Lovers
Zhivago
I Am Flour
To be Consumed
Storage Facility
Greener Pastures
Pecore Nere
Everybody’s Looking for Something
Europe: The Towelettes Initiative
Imagine
Test
Unforeseen Incident
Attention:
The Caravan Kitchen
The Rules of Hospitality
Happy TV: Be the Change You Want to See in the World
Deep Navel People
What Zhivago Told Me
Ambika: On Carrying Things
Fatehpal: On Love
Franz and Odile: So, We’re in Love?
From Where I’m Standing
Nokia 9310
Harbir is Always Texting
Riso Amaro
Containering
Rat Droppings
Smallpox Vaccination Scar
Cohabitation
A Night in the Growing Tunnels
Dignity and Decorum
The Container Club
Zhivago’s Speech
Europe
The Tiny Shovel Manifesto
Meeting Minutes: Here’s The Plan
Uski Roti
Death to the Radish
Radio Latina: Protest of the Radish Pickers
Relax, Reach, You Gotta Believe
Franz And Odile: Why Don’t You Close the Hood
Catching Silver Carp in Birch Trees
Intimidations I
Intimidations II
Intimidations III
Imagine if it Was Contagious
And So, We Burn
Cake
Never Together
Part Four: Scendere
The Coordinators
Pecore Nere
Happy TV: Sunset Dance II
Contain Yourself
Imagine if This was Contagious
Fatehpal: Still Active
My Mouth is a Portal
You Surround Me
Fontana Di Trevi, Again
Europe: Ooo
Mon Histoire Se Finit Là.
Epilogue
List of Illustrations
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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