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My Gay Marriage Didn’t Make Me Whole, My Divorce Did
DISCLAIMER:
A HUMBLE REQUEST FROM THE AUTHOR
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 1
JUNE 2016
THE HONEYMOON
MYRIAM’S LAW
AN ACCIDENTAL ANGEL
TIME IS THE ONE INGREDIENT YOU CAN’T FAKE
CHAPTER 2
AUGUST 2017
THE BEGINNING OF THE END
WHO DO I TELL?
WAIT… DO I NEED TO GET A DIVORCE?
I’M SORRY, I TRIED
WRITE YOUR INTENTION, AND DON’T TRY FOR A COOKIE
THE LEGALS
THE OFFER
ONE RING TO WRECK THEM ALL
CHAPTER 3
THE VOICE AND THE CHORUS
THIS IS HOW NOT TO HIRE LAWYERS
YOU LEAVE WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LEARN
MY DREAMS COME IN WAVES
THE CRISIS OF IDENTITY
CHAPTER 4
AUGUST 2017
MY BROTHER GIVES ME THE GIFT OF TIME
EVERYTHING YOU POST CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW
THE FRIEND FILTER
SEPTEMBER 2017
THE FINANCIALS AND MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER
LET THE LYING BEGIN
WELCOME HOME
CHAPTER 5
I’VE CHOSEN THE EXPLORER’S LIFE
YOU GOT ENGAGED?!
JESUS, ARE WE GETTING DIVORCED NOW?
HERE’S YOUR CAR, AND SOME TRUTH
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE KARL TODAY
THE PAST HAUNTS ME. AND VICE VERSA
THE EMOTIONS DIARY
THE HEAD IS FASTER THAN THE HEART
LOOK FOR THE SIGNS
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE RAGE?
CHAPTER 6
OCTOBER 2017
CHARLES DARWIN AND THE THEORY OF DIVORCEOLUTION
A VISIT FROM THE HUSBAND AND A VISIT TO THE LAWYERS
YOU’RE ALREADY FREE AND YOU’RE MISSING IT
HOW LONG WERE YOU HAPPY FOR?
EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY IN COURT
STRAIGHT DIVORCED GUYS ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIENDS
YOU NEED TO SHUT THE DIVORCE UP
DO A FOURTH STEP. THEN A FIFTH. THEN REMEMBER YOUR GOLDEN MOMENT.
CHAPTER 7
NOVEMBER 2017
VEGAN SPECIAL AND A BROKEN LEG
FOR YOU, NOT AGAINST HIM
I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
DO I STILL HAVE A PULSE?
MY GIRLFRIEND FRANCINE
LET THE REAL DIVORCE BEGIN
ROAD TRIPS AND REGRET
CHAPTER 8
DECEMBER 2017
WHY KEVIN DIED
BYE FRANNIE, IT’S BEEN AN HONOR
FREEDOM ISN’T FREE
EXPECTATIONS WILL KILL YOU
I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE POST-XMAS
LONELINESS VS ALONENESS
I GET A SECOND DIVORCE
JEALOUSY, XMAS DINNERS, AND LAND MINES
CHAPTER 9
BERLIN
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO DOWN
WRITE YOUR MANIFESTO
JANUARY 2018
NEW YEAR, OLD ME
WHY DID I GET MARRIED?
TOP FIVE REASONS WHY I GOT MARRIED
MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU CHOCOLATE CAKE
YOUR FLIGHT BACK TO THAT UNHOLY MESS IS NOW BOARDING
CHAPTER 10
PRIMARY AND SECONDARY EMOTIONS
MY HUSBAND HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND
MY DICK DOESN’T WORK
HAPPINESS ISN’T A RIGHT OR A RECIPE, IT’S A HABIT
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH ALL THIS UGLY
CHAPTER 11
MARCH 2018
PACK YOUR BOXES. ALL YOUR BOXES.
WHY AM I MEETING YOU NOW, MARTIN?
THE WIND DOWN
THE THREE-LEGGED DOG
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS NOW BOARDING
CHAPTER 12
APRIL 2018
BERLIN. AGAIN.
PHYSICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, AND LEGALLY SPEAKING, YOU’RE SCREWED
HI GUNNAR. IT’S ME.
MONEY, MONEY, ALWAYS THE STUPID MONEY
THIS IS HOW YOU HIRE A LAWYER
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN’T THINGS
CHAPTER 13
MAY 2018
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF JOHN HARE
THE CRYING TREE
BERLIN WILL OFFER YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
JUNE 2018
STOP HIDING, START BUILDING
EVOLUTION IS A MESSY BUSINESS
THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION
SURRENDER AT THE TV TOWER
ONE BEER AND AN APARTMENT PLEASE, BARMAN
CHAPTER 14
WOULD YOU EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN?
SO WHAT IS THIS MARRIAGE THING, EXACTLY?
DIVORCE NEEDS A DIVORCE
THE RIGHT TO A GAY DIVORCE
I DON’T WANT A PRENUPTIAL, I WANT A PRE-EQUITABLE
GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS
CHAPTER 15
I THOUGHT MY BEST WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS
PATIENCE AND PERFECTION
JULY 2018
THE GAY WAY BACK MACHINE
THERE IS A WARRANT OUT
I GET OUT OF JAIL
AUGUST 2018
ARE WE FRIENDING?
WE ARE BEGINNING OUR DESCENT
THE EPIPHANY
SUDDENLY, IT ALL MADE SENSE
THE END?
CHAPTER 16
LEAVING THE TEMPLE
BACK TO THE PAST
LET’S GO TO COURT. AGAIN.
THE LAST WORD
OCTOBER 2018
MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMAL
TEAR DOWN OLD STATUES
THE END OF THE STATUE ERA
CHAPTER 17
NOVEMBER 2018
LEARNING TO LIVE IN PEACETIME
DECEMBER 2018
WHERE’S YOUR LINE?
A LIFE WITHOUT GRACE
BACK TO THE PUDDLE, THEN TO THE OCEAN
YOU DON’T NEED OTHER PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX, IT’S ALREADY IN YOU
CHAPTER 18
JANUARY 2019
GOODBYE JOHN
CUT THE HEAD OFF BUDDHA
THE REST OF THE YEAR
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
FOOTNOTES
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