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PRAISE
TITLE PAGE
DEDICATION
Contents
Rule #1: Team Up
Rule #2: Beware of Storms and Isolated Islands
Rule #3: Don’t go outside to investigate
Rule #4: Never Walk Alone
Rule #5: Wear Footwear You Can Run In
Rule #6: Beware of Strange Noises that follow
Rule #7: Don’t Be the Last One in Gym
Rule #8: Expect Strange Things in a Library
Rule #9: If in DouBt, Seek Medical Advice
Rule #10: Avoid Rooftops in the Rain
Rule #11: If Still in DouBt, Seek Religious Advice
Rule #12: Avoid Empty Stairwells
Rule #13: Limit the possibility of mass chaos
Rule #14: Interview Witnesses – Even If They’re Dead
Rule #15: Know Your Enemy – and Your Rivals
Rule #16: Cast the Movie
Rule #17: Infiltrate the High School Party
Rule #18: Someone Always Dies at a High School Party
Rule #19: Expect a Growing Body Count
Rule #20: Conduct Clandestine Operations If Necessary
Rule #21: Secrets Don’t Stay Hidden Forever
Rule #22: Cardio, Cardio, Cardio!
Rule #23: Know the Finale
Rule #24: Arm Yourself, Not the Killer
Rule #25: Have More Than One Escape Route
Rule #26: Take Proof to Convert the Non-Believers
Rule #27: Don’t Engage in a Food Fight with the Enemy
Rule #28: Don’t Implicate Yourself
Rule #29: Lights Out Means TrouBle
Rule #30: Save the Love Interest
Rule #31: Avoid Rooms with Mannequins
Rule #32: Don’t Die – Be the Smug Final Girl of the Movie
Rule #33: Always Prepare for a Sequel
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