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Index
Title Page
Table of Contents
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Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Epigraph
Take Two
My Bear
Lecture to One Suffering Yet Another Identity Crisis
On Aristocracy
What Bothers Me
Advice to Those About to Acquire a Rembrandt
Tyranny for Beginners
Don't Take Your Soul to New England
Stopping by Words on a Snowy Evening
On Your Conduct at the Dinner Party
My Stump Speech
On Class Distinctions
Shorter Than Bacon's
A Song for Jessica
New Year's at Luchow's
Yo, Weatherman
The Men's Room Wall: A Fantasy
Beautiful Houses
Lines Written Nowhere Near Tintern Abbey
Twenty Things One Would Like to See in Movies
Odes for a Rainy Afternoon
The Albatross That Brought Everyone Good Luck
Bring a Wildebeest Home to Mother
Jaws's Side of Things
Dogstoevsky
Love Song
Go Where You Are Loved
Essays. I, Too, Dislike Them
If in My Sleep
Instructions to the Housekeeper
"Neglect"
With Narcissus in the Aquarium
Kilroy Was Here
The Puppet Theater of Your Irrational Fears
Teach the Free Man How to Praise
The Day I Turned into the Westin
Cliff's Other Notes
Environmentalists
Hearing Test
Everywhere a Hit Person
Lessons for Grades 1 to 6
If You Had Given It a Moment's Thought
The Bathroom for You
13 Ways of Looking at a Blackboard
Something's Wrong
Shorter than Bacon's (More)
The Giant Rat of Sumatra
In the Madhouse in Beirut
Should Your Name Appear
Things I Can Take, Things I Can't
Relax
Cliff's Other Notes (More)
The Inventor of Time
Explanation to an Unprincipled Employer
Signs of Accomplishment as Depicted in the Rear Window of a Volvo
A Valediction for All Occasions
A Brief History of Idiocy
The Intervention of Facts
You Think I'm Kidding
Ashley Montana Goes Ashore in the Caicos
How to Live in the World
Aubade
Instructions to the Pallbearers
On the Other Hand
The Grateful Living
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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