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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Don’t fantasize about your best friend’s dad
Wear your mask responsibly
Never say never
Keep a two drink limit on dates
Definitely don’t fuck your best friend’s dad
Don’t admit how badly you fucked up
Don’t finger bang your daughter’s best friend
Get over someone by having sex with someone else
Don’t fall for your “sex arrangement”
Never have sex outside where the neighbors can hear you
When in doubt, say “no”
Don’t let feelings develop when it’s supposed to be “just sex”
Don’t lie to yourself
Don’t put your goddamn foot in your mouth
Don’t have sex out in the open
If you want it, you can have it.
Don’t fall in love with a woman you can’t have
Never fall in love
Never let your friend set you up without your permission
The truth will set you free
Don’t try to figure out your life while drunk
You gotta leave with the man you came with
Don’t leave the party when you’re the guest of honor
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Cadence Keys
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