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Index
Cover
Title Page
Table of Contents
PREFACE
AUTHOR’S NOTE
Dedication
1. MY PARRIS ISLAND VACATION: Marine Boot Camp
In The Beginning
Boot Camp Rude Awakening
My New Home
The Rope
The Piss Ants
The Pack of Cigarettes
The Whitman Incident
Swamp Thing
Pugil Sticks
Rifle Range
2. MY CRUISE SHIP TO ’NAM
The Good Ship Lollypop
Havoc on Hotel Street
The He/She Incident
Aviation Guaranteed
Our Luxury Yacht
The D-Day Landing
The Screaming Mimis
Laying Wire and Riding Shotgun
The Boy Who Blew Up
The Marlboro Man
Play Money
3. MY BEACHFRONT PROPERTY: Misadventures at Marble Mountain
The Soul Brother Bunker
The 3.5 Rocket Incident
Paddy-Hopping Hawkins
Guard Duty: The Attack on Marble Mountain
The Bruiser AK-47
Sergeant Kilpatrick
My Dog Prince
The M-48 Tank Visit
Jungle Survival School
The Prodigal Son Returns
Private First Class Punchy the Monkey
The Day I Met My Guardian Angel
The KIA Guard
The Clap
Red Beach
Navy Drone Disaster
The Dog that Exploded
Zips in the Wire
Mortars
Our First VC Prisoner
The One-Man Transfer
4. LEARNING TO DEAL OUT DEATH FROM ABOVE
My Welcome to the Land of Mud
The Great Grapefruit Investigation
NSU, or How I Became a Huey Door Gunner.
Mission Number One
The Balls Test
Rockets Away
The Holy Man
Two-Shot Chu Lai Charlie
The KGB Spy
5. DAILY LIFE AT CLUB MED, CHU LAI
The Phantom Faggot
The Twin Brothers
The Island
The Great Popcorn Tragedy
Shithouse Jackson
How Sergeant Reckless Lost His Crackers
LST 912
My R&R Trip to Hong Kong
6. EARNING MY KEEP: More Adventures of a Huey Door Gunner
Carrier Warfare
The Dynamic Duo: Captain Thrill and Lieutenant Seeker
The Day of the General
They Died With Their Boots On
The Nungs
Wildlife
7. EXTENDING MY TROPICAL VACATION FOR ANOTHER YEAR
The Private War of the First Sergeants
How Major Moose Got His M-16 Rifle
Suicide Sam
Meritorious Promotion to Corporal
My Dear John Letter
Major Misery
Going Home
The New People
First Sergeant Rocky
Sergeant Snake Eyes
Christmas in ’Nam, 1966
Corporal Wiseass
The Tunnel Rat and the Tiger
Beef and Beer Beach Party
Corporal Wiseass’s Trip to Lunch
Nurse Michelle
8. MY SIDETRIP TO AUSTRALIA
The Passport Trek, Da Nang
Second Passport Trek, Saigon
The Motorcycle Bandits
My Return Trip to Chu Lai
Australia, Here I Come
My Thirty-Day Vacation
The American Embassy, Sydney
Heaven Down Under
My Triumphant Return
9. WORKING AT THE DUDE RANCH FOR LBJ
How Major Goodheart Went to Heaven
Paybacks are a Gook’s Worst Nightmare
How I Taught Myself to Swim
The Great Swimming Test
Major Misery’s Miracle
The Reactionary Platoon
The Peninsula Incident
One Pachyderm Bites the Dust
The Day We Fell From the Sky
The VC Submarine Incident
The Beetle-Toothed Old Lady Who Exploded
Number Ten’s Deadly Descent
The Trawler Incident
The Hedge That Moved
The Old Man and the Swimming Hole
King Cobra
The Zip I Cut In Half
Groundhog Day
Number 8 Disintegrate
The ROKs
The Bucket of Blood
The Hidden Trench
My Last Mission
10. HAPPY TRAILS: Good Luck and Goodbye
Going Home, September 1967
LA International
My Last Assignment
GLOSSARY
APPENDIX: Marine Songs and Gunship Missions
OUR MISSIONS AT KLONDIKE
Copyright
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