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Index
Cover
Dedication
Author’s Note
Epigraph
Part One: Smoking
One: Have You Met Miss Jones?
Two: Varick and Vandam
Three: Miss Jones
Four: The Slicing of the Pie
Five: Why Did Hemingway Love Fish?
Six: The Price of Eggs in SoHo
Seven: Hey Bartender
Eight: American Buffalo Burger
Nine: What Else Is a Ceiling but a Wall Turned Upside Down?
Ten: Let the Games Begin
Eleven: The Evolution and Development of a Bottle in Space
Twelve: Opening Night
Thirteen: If You Serve Guacamole for Free They Will Come
Fourteen: The Birthday Party
Fifteen: Dances with Dishes
Sixteen: Regarding Henry Hauck
Seventeen: ”I Don’t Want to Be a Bowl-Brigger”
Eighteen: Lady D’Arbanville and the Banana Cream Tart
Nineteen: Crime and Punishment
Twenty: Fucking Fruits and Vegetables
Twenty-One: Gael Force
Twenty-Two: Girls, Girls, Girls!
Part Two: Non-Smoking
Twenty-Three: Moe Green Meets Oliver Stone
Twenty-Four: Bruce, Terry, and the Three Icelandic Blondes
Twenty-Five: How to Save The Falls: A One-Act Play
Twenty-Six: It’s Miller Time
Twenty-Seven: Down, Down, Down ...
Twenty-Eight: “Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr. Danny Aiello!”
Twenty-Nine: Out of Gas
Thirty: Those Lips, Those Isleys
Thirty-One: It Should Have Been Roast Beef Sandwiches
Thirty-Two: A Kiss Before Dying
Thirty-Three: Too Many Fish
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About The Author
Copyright
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