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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
Chapter One: He’s Bush and I’m Like His Mini Afghanistan
Chapter Two: I’m Her Evil Russian Twin, Svetlana
Chapter Three: Death by Spearmint—I’d Revolutionize the World of Crime
Chapter Four: In the Name of Your Pea-Sized Balls, I Say Unhand Me!
Chapter Five: If You Wanted Me To Play Sexy Doctor You Could’ve Just Asked
Chapter Six: My Life’s One Big Spanish Soap Opera, Let’s Call It Ugly Tessie
Chapter Seven: It’s Spoon Lifting, Not Grand Theft Auto!
Chapter Eight: You’re Smiling Like A Horny Guy On A Dodgy Street Corner
Chapter Nine: Well At Least The Kidnappers Are Keeping It Classy These Days
Chapter Ten: Discussing Who The Peeping Tom Creeper Likes More?
Chapter Eleven: I Think Cole Is A Sex God
Chapter Twelve: I’m Not The Love Child Of Edward Cullen And Tinker Bell
Chapter Thirteen: Is That A Rhetorical Question?
Chapter Fourteen: I’m As Smooth As Chunky Peanut Butter
Chapter Fifteen Part One: He’s Searching My Body Like It’s A Map To Atlantis
Chapter Fifteen Part Two: Ripping Jay’s Bieber-Sized Ego into Shreds
Chapter Sixteen: Victory for the Socially Inept of the World
Chapter Seventeen: Don’t Strip on Top of the Pool Table, Nana
Chapter Eighteen: “You’re Not Sexting Stone, Are You?”
Chapter Nineteen: I’m Trapped in a Never-Ending Episode Of General Hospital
Chapter Twenty: My Inexperience Is as Obvious as The Scarlet Letter
Chapter Twenty-One: Girl Hospitalized for Checking out Cole Stone’s Chest
Chapter Twenty-Two: I Asked You to Make Soup Not Babies
Chapter Twenty-Three: It’s Like The Freaking Jungle Book in My Stomach
Chapter Twenty-Four: You’re A Tweedlewart
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Lecherous Ho Has a Point
Chapter Twenty-Six: Cole Is Stone Cold Sober. Get It? Stone Cold?
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Not All Boys Are Giant Douche Sickles
Chapter Twenty-Eight: You’re as Lickable as Your Ice Cream Namesake
Chapter Twenty-Nine: I’m Thinking about Jumping Your Bones
Chapter Thirty: I’m more Clueless Than a Kardashian Without a Camera Crew
Chapter Thirty-One: What It Feels Like to Get Your Heart Broken
Chapter Four: Cole’s POV
Chapter Eleven: Cole’s POV
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