Notes on a Banana by Leite, David -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Dedication Epigraph Author’s Note About Protuguese Names Contents Part I: Early Onset

1. The Armpit of Massachusetts 2. Sisters of the Spatula 3. What Becomes a Legend Most 4. I’m not Going to be Ignored 5. Moving on Up 6. Santa Claus is a Heavy Breather 7. Tread Lightly, Mr. Goode 8. I’m Melting

Part II: Rapid Cycling

9. If you Don’t Stop it, you’ll go Blind 10. Driven to Distraction 11. Happiness Backward 12. Shrink Wrapped 13. Watermelon-Flavored Delight 14. David Leite Superstar 15. Blonde Ambition 16. I’ve Been to the Mountaintop 17. My Man Plan 18. The Best-Laid Schemes 19. Mise En Place 20. The Walking Dead 21. I Heart Ny 22. Opposites Don’t Attract 23. Quarter-Mile-High Club 24. A Beautiful Corpse 25. A Coterie of Penises 26. Gay White Male Seeks Balance 27. Love Food 28. Therein Lies the Lie 29. When I fall in Love 30. Proust wasn’t Delusional 31. The Old One-Two Punch 32. Bad Chemistry 33. Diagnosis: Mental Lite

Part III: Prophylaxis

34. Shits and Giggles Inc 35. Cope is a Four-Letter Word 36. Meet the Leites 37. Two Thousand Pink Pills Later 38. I am Here 39. An Asylum to Call My Own 40. The Last Supper

Epilogue Resources Acknowledgments About the Author Also by David Leite Credits Copyright About the Publisher

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