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Index
Cover
Title page
Dedication page
Contents
CHAPTER ONE: THE SCRUNCHIE INQUEST
CHAPTER TWO: WHAT IF WHAT?
CHAPTER THREE: IF I HAD AN IF MAN
CHAPTER FOUR: HOW, WHY AND WHERE TO GET AN IF
CHAPTER FIVE: THREE FOR A GIRL, FOUR FOR A BOY
CHAPTER SIX: THE GREAT IMAGINARY TREE
CHAPTER SEVEN: POSTWOMAN PAT
CHAPTER EIGHT: THE CATALOGUE
CHAPTER NINE: LOOPY LOU
CHAPTER TEN: PLAN B
CHAPTER ELEVEN: A NEW IF
CHAPTER TWELVE: CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE 263749
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: LAST DAYS OF SUMMER
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: THE BREAK-UP
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: FIRST DAY BACK
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: A NEW CLASS
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: BULLIES
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: THE BIG ONE-TWO
CHAPTER NINETEEN: BIRTHDAY BOY
CHAPTER TWENTY: BROTHERS GRIMM
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: A BULLY’S BULLY
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: THE BOOBY TRAP
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: POETRY IN SLOW MOTION
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: THE SHIFT
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: A QUARREL WITH LAUREL
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX: EVICTION SHMICTION
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN: THE PLAN
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT: SCUPPERED
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE: THE BALE-IFS
CHAPTER THIRTY: THE FINAL WRECKONlNG!
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: THE IMAGINARY TRANSPLANT
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO: READYBIX-TO-GO
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE: A WHOLE LOAD OF SWEARING
ABOUT CHRIS O’DOWD
ABOUT NICK V. MURPHY
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