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Index
COVER PAGE
TITLE PAGE
CONTENTS
DEDICATION
PREFACE
PART I
CHAPTER 1
No-Spoons-Necessary Divinity
CHAPTER 2
Trouble Monkey
Sweet Potato (Queen) Cornbread
Linda’s Perky Pickles
Linda’s Killer Cake with No Apples
Actual Apple Cake
That Pumpkin Stuff That Dorothy Makes
CHAPTER 3
Chocolate Gravy and Biscuits
Stinky Bread
Catshit Cookies
Kathy’s Nobody-Else-in-Venice-Beach-Cooks-Like-This Jell-O
CHAPTER 4
The Pluperfect Brownie
CHAPTER 5
Grilled Bologna Po-Boy
Big-Ass Cheese Dip
Heaven on a Cracker
CHAPTER 6
Bitch Bacon Bread Sticks
Bitch Bar Bacon Swimps
Fatten-You-Right-Up Rolls
PART II
CHAPTER 7
Crawfish Étouffée
CHAPTER 8
Trevor’s Famous F&M Patio Jambalaya
Judy’s Crawfish Tammy
CHAPTER 9
Lemon Yumbo
Gooiest Cake in the World
Mystery Mush
Drop-Dead-Easy Pots de Crème
Atlanta Allelujah!
It’s a Miracle! Pie
PART III
CHAPTER 10
Pig Candy
CHAPTER 11
Queen of the Night Salsa
CHAPTER 12
Sweet Potato Biscuits
My Very Own Ho-Made Blueberry Muffins
Grinning, Grits, and Grillades
Egg Stuff That Goes in Tortillas
CHAPTER 13
Not-Southern Junior League Yummies
Sissie Mae’s Sweet and Salties
Third Time’s a Charm
CHAPTER 14
Brigadeiras
Love Lard
Fancy Taters
Praline Sweet Potatoes
CHAPTER 15
Motor Home Marvel
Lazy, Low-Rent, and Luscious Pecan Puddin’
No-Pain, Plenty-Gain Coffee Cake
Why-oming Cheese House Minnercheese
CHAPTER 16
Enchanting Enchiladas
Whatchamacallit Chicken
Ray Lee’s Tomato Cornbread
Lorene’s Pralines
PART IV
CHAPTER 17
Malcolm’s Pot Roast
Mal’s Deviled Eggs
Bitch Meatballs with Sexy Red Sauce
CHAPTER 18
Queen Dip
Sylvia’s Cheese Petits Fours
Gorilla Casserole
George’s White Chili
George’s Great Pasta Salad
Broccoli Salad
Lou’s Slaw
Fried Dill Pickles
Hershey Bar Pie
CHAPTER 19
Lawyerly Taters
Armadillo Hunters’ Shrimp
Corn and Peppers with Enhanced Fat Content
Bacon ’n’ Eggs, Queen-Style
Corn and Beans and ’Maters and Bacon
Shut Up, Pippa, Tomato Gravy
Doritos and Hot Sauce
Sylvia’s Stoveless Black Beans
Lance Romance and the Luscious Pig
Yam Yomp
Chocolatopolous
Queso-Pig-Etarian Dip
POSTSCRIPT: EATIN’ AND READIN’
APPENDIX
Chocolate Stuff
Armadillo Dip
New Allison’s Mambo Margaritas
Absolut Fredo (a.k.a. Revirginator)
Coconut Caramel Pie
Hal and Mal’s Come Back Sauce
Mimi’s Butterfinger Cookies
Miss Lexie’s Pineapple Casserole
Death Chicken
Connie’s Death Corn Five
Larrupin’ Good Sweet Potatoes
Country Club Eggs
Dinksy’s Gooey Bars
Bacon Monkey Bread
Twinkie Pie
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
ALSO BY JILL CONNER BROWNE
COPYRIGHT PAGE
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