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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Warning
Epigraphs
Foreword: All of This Will Make Sense to You Soon, I Promise
Ready Player One
Making Drinks That Make Sense
Instructions for Making the Drinks Contained Herein
Why The Way Station?
12 MONKEYS
12-Step Monkey
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
HAL
Pod Bay Breeze
THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION
Blue Blazer
Oscillator Overthruster
AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
The Tahiti Effect
Of Babes and Beasts: An Ode to Ripley
ALIEN
Chestburster
Face Chugger
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Flux Incapacitator
Doc B’s Wake-up Juice
BABYLON 5
Babylon French 75
BATMAN
Bat Sidecar
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Starbuck
BEETLEJUICE
Afterlife
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Pork Chop Express
Pillars of Heaven
BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Wyld Stallyns
BLADE RUNNER
Blade Rummer
BRAZIL
Zipline Hero
BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY
Gin Buck Rogers
Bottoms Up Buffy
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
The Gift
Hush
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND
Close Encounters of the Third Lime
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
Cognac the Barbarian
CONTACT
Cosmos-politan
DISTRICT 9
District Lime
DOCTOR HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG
Felicia Laundry Day
Neil Patrick Hendrick’s
Why We Built a TARDIS in Brooklyn
DOCTOR WHO
Sonic Screwdrivers
9th Doctor
10th Doctor
11th Doctor
River’s Red Setting
4th Doctor
5th Doctor
12th Doctor
Captain Jack
Dark and Stormageddon
Dalek Frolic
DUNE
Beer Is the Mind Killer
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
Snake Blitzkin
Biggest Rookie Mistakes People Make in a Bar or in a Horror Film
THE EVIL DEAD
Negroni-nomicon
The Chin
FANTASTIC FOUR
Fantastic Pour
FARSCAPE
Wormhole
Aeryn Sunrise
THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Divinian
FIREFLY
Captain Tight Pants
Shiny
Leaf on the Wind
Mudder’s Milk
Serenitea
FLASH GORDON
Green Flash Gordon
FUTURAMA
Bender’s Bender
GALAXY QUEST
Galaxy Quench
Grabthar’s Hammered
GAME OF THRONES
George R. R. Martini
The Blood of My Enemies
GHOSTBUSTERS
Ecto Cooler
Stay Puffed
The Mix Tape
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
The Awesome Mixed Drink
I Am Root
We Are Root
HIGHLANDER
The Quickening
THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
THE HUNGER GAMES
The Thirsty Games (A Drinking Game)
INDIANA JONES
Shirley Temple of Doom
If Only You Spoke Mojitos
The Holy Rail
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS
Invasion of the Toddy Snatchers
JURASSIC PARK
Jurassic Dark Daiquiri
LOST IN SPACE
Sauced in Space
LORD OF THE RINGS
My Precious
Gandalf the Greylock
Gimli
THE MARTIAN
Marstini
MAD MAX
V8 Interceptor
THE MATRIX
Blue Shot/Red Shot
MEN IN BLACK
Neuralizer
METROPOLIS
The Metropolis
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
Satellite of Love
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Release the Kraken
PLANET OF THE APES
Damn Dirty Grapes
REPO MAN
Repo Manhattan
RICK AND MORTY
Rick and Forty
SHERLOCK HOLMES
7 Percent Solution
Barrelhound of the Baskervilles
SNOWPIERCER
Train Wreck
Welcome to Barfleet Academy with Corey Lange
STAR TREK
Hair of the Worf
Warp Core Sex on the Breach
Well Wheaton
Romulan Ale
He’s Dead, Gin
He’s Dead, Gin
Klingon Bloodwine
Seven of Wine
Make It Sloe
Jameson T. Kirk
Kobayashi Maru
Takei’s Solution
Uhura’s Kiss
It’s Okay to Love Both Star Trek and Star Wars
STAR WARS
Sarlacczerac
Leia’s Metal Martini
Blue Milk
John Evan Williams
Mai Tai Fighter
Millennial Falcon
Degoba Swamp Juice
Han Shot First
STARSHIP TROOPERS
Brain Bug
The Quaffing Dead with Alissa May Atkinson
THE WALKING DEAD
Christopher Walken Dead
You Will Drink My Energon
TRANSFORMERS
Energon
TREMORS
Delirium Tremors
TRON
RAM
THE X-FILES
The Vermouth Is Out There
Smoking Man
X-MEN
Cerebroholic
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
Abbey Normal
Sweet Mystery of Life
Afterword
Acknowledgments
Dramatis Personae
Also by Andy Heidel
About the Author
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