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Index
Cover
Title Page
About the Author
Introduction
PART ONE
1: Dangerous Slates, a Clothed Mole and the Escape from Enforced Goathood
2: Borrowed Books, Middle Earth in a Day and News of Bob Monkhouse
3: Smutty Magazines, Unfinished Custard and the School Uniform of Satan
4: Absent Waffles, Pipe Smokers and an Outbreak of Felt-tip Nipples
5: Novelty Vegetables, the Magistrate’s Knickers and Hell’s Own Scooter
6: Prawn Cocktails, Poisonous Bubble Cars and a Dead Mouse in the Gobstoppers
7: Thrown Teapots, Frozen Beards and Sugar Crystal Cake by the Carpets
8: Spur-Thighed Reptiles, Chickens in Barrels and Everything but the Solar Stove
9: Surprise Vikings, Voices from Plants and Every Man His Own Trevor
10: Sickening Smashes, the Right Word for Yellow and Aiming for 400
11: Lemon-Powered Meltdowns, Fly-fishing for Friars and La Rue’s Mother Goose
PART TWO
12: Lord Nelson’s Titfer, a Screaming Ape and the Secret of the Sherry
13: Curried Sultanas, Marmalade and Corrugated Iron
14: Rubber Gloves, Tv Snobs and an Olivetti on the Line at Waterloo
15: Convenient Software, Horizontal Wealth and Bowls of Chilli with a Guitarist
16: Gonks, Smash Hits and Polystyrene Teeth
17: A Single Raised Eyebrow, a Cactus Hat and the Bicycle Clips of Flame
18: Knotted Ties, Passing Shadows and a Terrorist in the Rhythm Section
19: Frothy Coffee, Open Windows and the Hat with Black Feathers
20: A Rogue Recliner, Take-away Scampi and the Bitter, Bitter End
Epilogue
Images
Epigraph
Picture Acknowledgements
Copyright
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