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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Contents
Prologue: January 20, 2017
Chapter One: The Even Greater Wall
Chapter Two: Shawshank (Minus the Redemption)
Chapter Three: Hello, Nurse
Chapter Four: An Offer You Can’t Refuse
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Five: Hammer Time
Chapter Six: The Apprentice
Chapter Seven: First Impressions Are Everything
Chapter Eight: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Chapter Nine: You’re Fired
Chapter Ten: Surprise! You’re Dead!
Chapter Eleven: The Whole Shack Shimmies
Chapter Twelve: A Hard Bed Is Good to Find
Chapter Thirteen: Wallbanger
Chapter Fourteen: We Honor and Remember Their Sacrifice
Chapter Fifteen: Hope Is a Four-Letter Word
Chapter Sixteen: Winter Is Coming
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Seventeen: In Bloom
Chapter Eighteen: Roses Are Red, Lester Is Blue
Chapter Nineteen: We Don’t Dial 9-1-1
Chapter Twenty: Close Enough for Government Work
Chapter Twenty-One: Candy Is Dandy, but Liquor Is Quicker
Chapter Twenty-Two: Strawberry and Cinnamon
Chapter Twenty-Three: Trump Zero
Chapter Twenty-Four: WWTDYL
Chapter Twenty-Five: Panda Express
Chapter Twenty-Six: Check, Please
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Say Cheese!
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Boomtown
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Twelve Angry Men
Chapter Thirty: Biebs
Chapter Thirty-One: The Birds and the Bees
Chapter Thirty-Two: Hello Kitty
Chapter Thirty-Three: Prince of Whales
Chapter Thirty-Four: Mei Xiang’s Revenge
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Thirty-Five: Thursday, Don’t Even Start
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Thirty-Six: A Little Ditty
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Have You Heard the Good Word?
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Last Man Standing
Chapter Thirty-Nine: What’s Our Vector, Victor?
Chapter Forty: Humble Is on the Move
Chapter Forty-One: Let’s Go Cubbies
Chapter Forty-Two: The National Outlet Mall
Chapter Forty-Three: The Ritz Cracker Barrel
Chapter Forty-Four: A Very Particular Set of Skills
Chapter Forty-Five: Table for One
Chapter Forty-Six: The Seventh-Leading Cause of Death in the US
Chapter Forty-Seven: Ninety Percent of the Time
Chapter Forty-Eight: Storming the Castle
Chapter Forty-Nine: Something Strange in the Neighborhood
Chapter Fifty: Victoria’s Secret
Chapter Fifty-One: It Happens to Plenty of Guys
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Fifty-Two: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Chapter Fifty-Three: Drawing Chickens
Chapter Fifty-Four: Stool for Spies
Chapter Fifty-Five: The Dream of the Nineties Is Alive
Chapter Fifty-Six: Killing Everybody
Chapter Fifty-Seven: High Score: 1,072
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Deny Everything
Chapter Fifty-Nine: To Catch a Rat
Chapter Sixty: Lucifer in the Flesh
Chapter Sixty-One: As Big as It Gets
Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions
Chapter Sixty-Two: The Series Finale
Chapter Sixty-Three: Think of the Pageviews!
Chapter Sixty-Four: No Spoilers
Chapter Sixty-Five: The One With Mel Gibson
Chapter Sixty-Six: Great America
Chapter Sixty-Seven: Bigger Than Jesus
Epilogue: In Loving Memory
About the Author
Acknowledgments
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