American Cornball by Miller, Christopher -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Dedication Contents Introduction A

Absentminded Professors Alley Cats Alum Amnesia Ankles Anvils

Bachelors Backseat Drivers Baldness Bananas and Banana Peels Barrels Baths and Ablutophobia Beans Beatniks Belches and Burps Bigamy Bindlesticks Black People Blondes Blowhards B.O. Boardinghouses Bores and Babbitts Born Losers Bosoms and Breasts Bowling Brainy Girls Bricks Briffits and Dustups Brothers-in-Law Buck Teeth The Bum’s Rush Bums

Cabbage Canoes Career Girls and Poor Working Girls Castor Oil Chamber Pots Chatterboxes College Professors Cops and Nightsticks Couches and Courtship Cowards and Scaredy-Cats Crybabies and Whiners

Desert Islands Dishwashing Husbands Do-Gooders Domestic Violence Doomsday Prophets Door-to-Door Salesmen Dowagers Drunks and Drunkenness Ducks and Chickens

Easy Girls and Loose Women Efficiency Experts Eggheads Equations Etchings Explainers

Fat Men Fat Women Feces Feet Fishing and Fishermen Flappers Flatulence

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes Gold Diggers and Sugar Daddies Golf Gossips and Busybodies Gravity Grawlixes Guest Towels Gum

Ham Hangovers Hash Hat Takes Hats, Men’s Hats, Women’s Head Injuries Henpecked Husbands Hiccups High Culture Hillbillies Hoboes Honeymoons and Newlyweds Housekeepers Hunters Hypnotism

IJK

Icemen Indigestion Nightmares Infant Mortality Insomnia Inventors Irishmen Just Married Kissing

Ladies’ Clubs Laughter Lightbulbs Limburger Little Audrey

Marriage Marriage Counselors Married Sex Meat Mental Undressing Middle Initials Midnight Snacks Milquetoasts Missiles Modern Art Moochers Morons Mothers-in-Law Murphy Beds

Names Neighbors Newspapers at Breakfast Nincompoops Noise Noses

Old Maids Opera Outhouses

Pain Pants Paperhanging Parking and Petting Pay Toilets Penises Phooey Physical Infirmities Pianos Pickles Pie Fights Pink Elephants Plewds Plops Plumbers Pratfalls Predictability Pretty Girls Psychiatrists and Psychoanalysts

Quadrupeds Rape The Rich Rolling Pins Rubber Rubbernecking Rumps Rye

Safes, Falling Saps Sausage and Hot Dogs Scotsmen Secret Societies Secretaries, Stenographers, and Typists Shoes Shotgun Weddings Skunks Smoke Signals Sneezing Snoring Soap Soup Spanking Spendthrift Wives Spinach Spouse-Killing Squirting Stuffed Shirts Suggestion Boxes Suicide Sweet Adeline

Thumbtacks Tightwads Tin Cans Toothaches and Dentistry Traveling Salesmen Trombones Tubas Twenty-Three

UVW

Ugliness Ulcers Underwear Veeblefetzers Vomit and Nausea Winged Money Woman Drivers

XYZ

Xylophones Yes-Men and Sycophants Yokels and Hicks Zealots

Afterword Acknowledgments About the Author Also by Christopher Miller Credits Copyright About the Publisher

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