The Man's Manual by Gregg Stebben, Denis Boyles -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Title Page Copyright Page Table of Contents FOREWORD 1. - Hardware and Machinery

Hardware Machinery How to Mop a Floor How to Clean a Filthy Refrigerator How to Make a Bed So Tight You Can Flip a Quarter Off of It How to Wash Your Car

2. - Clothes

How to Buy a Suit How to Dress to Suit How to Take Care of a Suit How to Dress for the Road How to Dress for a Midnight—or Midlife—Crisis How to Hold Up Your Trousers How to Drape a Torso How to Ring a Neck How to Dress for Weather What does all this tell you? Next to attitude, wardrobe means nothing How to Shop for Blue Jeans

3. - Fitness, Health, and Grooming

How to Get Fit Fast! How to Carry Your Own Weight Health How to Live Forever How to Groom the Beast How to Get Skinny How to Grow a Huge, Disgusting Ball-shaped Belly How to Eat Your Way Past a Bad Biopsy Other Stuff to Do to Get Fit

4. - Work and Intelligence

How to Lift Heavy Thoughts Without Hurting Yourself How to Get Brain Buff How to Make Friends You Can Count On How to Improve Your Self-esteem How to Find a Job How to Spot an Office Politician How to Hook Up with a Mentor How to Buy and Sell Anything

5. - Trouble and Fun

How to Prevent a Hangover Here’s how to be the Bond of the bar: How to Cure a Hangover How to Swallow a Sword How to Organize a Friendly Little Poker Game How to Spot a Cold Dealer How to Post Bail How to Negotiate a Late-Night Re-entry How to Move a Bees’ Nest How to Survive a Towering Inferno How to Duck an IRS Audit How to Survive an IRS Audit How to Deal with Fear How to Blow a Smoke Ring How to Land a Big Rig How to Jump Out of an Airplane How to Make a Corncob Pipe

6. - Women

How to Become a Sex Object How to Tell If a Woman Likes You How to Make Small Talk with Your Server How to Pitch Woo How to Avoid Marriage How to Say Sayonara How to Lie How to Choose a Perfect Gift How to Make Business Trips with Women How to Dance a Jig

7. - The Great Outdoors

How to Select Household Livestock How to Teach an Old Dog New Tricks Ten Steps into the Woods How to Avoid Giving Blood How to Charm a Snake How to Hunt How to Build a Classic Snowman

8. - How to Find the Meaning of Life