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Index
Cover
Title Page
Contents
The Soddit
Contents
Map
Chapter One: The Unexpected Part
Chapter Two: Roast Mutt
Chapter Three: A ‘SH’
Chapter Four: Riddles in the Da-Doo-Doo-Doo, Da-Dah-Dah-Dah Idiom
Chapter Five: Queer Lodge
Chapter Six: Spiders and Fly! Fly! Run for Your Life!
Chapter Seven: Barrels Out for the Lads
Chapter Eight: On the Doorstep, Not Literally a Doorstep, It’s a Mountainside Actually, But It’s a Doorstep Metaphorically Speaking, If You See What I Mean
Chapter Nine: Inside, In Form
Chapter Ten: Fie! and Water
Chapter Eleven: Clods Burst
Chapter Twelve: The Return Journey
The McAtrix Derided
Contents
About the Author
Part 1: The McAtrix Derided
Prelude
Chapter 1: Gordon
Chapter 2: ‘I’m on the Train’
Chapter 3: Interrogation
Chapter 4: A Significant Choice
Chapter 5: Waking Up Covered in Slime
Chapter 6: Inside the Jeroboam
Chapter 7: Virtual Training
Chapter 8: The Orifice
Chapter 9: Gents! Oh No!
Chapter 10: Another Choice
Chapter 11: Rescue
Chapter 12: Some Peugeot 308s
Part 2: The McAtrix Rederided
Chapter 1: When SQUIDS Attack
Chapter 2: The Orifice Revisited
Chapter 3: The Frurnchman
Part 3: The McAtrix Rerederided or The McAtrix Derrida’d
Chapter 1: The Destruction of Syon Lane
Chapter 2: A Most Important and Final Choice
Epilogue
Bonus Pages
The Sellamillion
Contents
Map
Ainusoul: the Music of the Ainu
The Creation
Of the Coming of the Elves and the First Wars of Good Against Evil
Of The Unchaining of Moregothic
Of The Coming Of Men into Blearyland
Of The Coming Of Dwarfs into Blearyland
Of The Coming Of Munchkins into Blearyland
Of the Great Destruction wrought by Moregothic, and of the Attempts Made by the Elves and Men to wreak Destruction upon Moregothic, and of the wreakage of Destruction upon Moregothic which was eventually wranged, or possibly wrekted
A More Detailed Account of the Great Destruction Wrought by Moregothic, and of the Attempts Made by the Elves and Men to wreak Destruction upon Moregothic, and of the eventual Destruction of Moregothic
The Sellamillion: The History of the Sellāmi
The Theft of the Giant Sellāmi
Of the Great Battle of Taur-en-Ferno and the Disembodifying of Sharon
Of the New Way of King Bleary and the Effect This Had Upon the Elves of Upper Middle Earth
Of the Rage of Sharon
Of the Death of King Gondor in Battle
Of Belend and Lüthwoman
Of Sharon’s Dream
Of Sharon’s Decision to End Things Once and For All and For All
Of the Sense of Foreboding Experienced by Men and Elves
Of the Breaking of the Storm
Of the Tyranny of Sharon, or the ‘Sharonny’ as it was called
Of Eärwiggi
The Voyage of the Darned Traitor
The History of the War of the Thing™
Letters between A. R. R. R. Roberts and George-Ann Allen Nonwin
Farmer Greenegs of Ham
Ent’s Army
The Adventures of Tommy Bythewho
Under Mirk Wood: a Play for Voices
Ork Sonnets
Appendices
Note on Pronunciation
Nonwin Press
Star Warped
Contents
Dedication
Episode Four: A Nude Hope
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Episode Five: The Empire Strides around in Black
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Ten
Episode Six: Return of the Son of Jobbi Rides Again
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Episode One: The Fans-of-Tron Menace
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Episode Two: Attack of the Clichés
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Episode Three: Revenge of the Return of the Son of Psmyth Rides Again: the Next Generation – The Early Years
Chapter One
The Va Dinci Cod
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Doctor Whom: E.T. Shoots and Leaves
Chapter Twelve - THE END
Chapter Two - THE DIMENSIONS OF THE TARDY
Chapter One - THE INTERVIEW
Chapter Four - THE DOOM OF THE ICETANIC
PROLOGUE
Chapter Seven - THE DR RE-UN-DEGENERATES
Chapter Three - THE TIME GENTLEMEN’S CONVENANCE
Chapter Six - THE SLUTTYTEENS
Chapter Nine - BETRAYAL !
Chapter Five - THE NEAR MAGICAL DISAPPEARANCE OF THE WATER INTO THE TARDY TOWELS
Chapter Eight - THE DOOM OF THE HELL-MET WOMAN
Chapter Ten - THE GENESIS, DEUTERONOMY AND BOOK OF TOBIT OF THE GARLEKS
Chapter Eleven - ‘MEET ME— ET!
SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER!
THE MONSTERS OF DR WHOM
The Dragon With the Girl Tattoo
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Acknowledgments and Dedication
Copyright
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