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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
An Apology from Wes Craven
Introduction
Chapter I: Welcome to the Terrorverse
How Do I Know If I’m in a Horror Movie?
How Do I Know What Type of Horror Movie I’m In?
C.R.A.V.E.N. (Cover, Recon, Arsenal, Vehicle, Escape, North)
The Seven Deadly Horror Movie Sins
How to Survive a Horror Movie High School
Chapter II: Slasher Survival School—Masks, Gloves, and Motels
The Slaughterhouse Five: Five Types of Slashers and How to Defeat Them
How to Survive Summer Vacation
What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
How to Survive a Night of Babysitting
How to Stay Awake for a Week
Chapter III: Inanimate Evil—the Manmade Instruments of Death
How to Survive a Haunted House
What to Do When an Evil Vehicle Wants You Dead
How to Defeat a Killer Doll
How to Tell If an Object Is Evil
Chapter IV: Crypt-Ography—Ghosts, Zombies, and The Reanimated
How to Survive a Cemetery
The Good, the Bad, and The Deadly: Know Your Ghosts
How to Kill the Living Dead
How to Kill a Vampire
How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
Chapter V: Fangs of Fury—Aliens and Beasts
How to Survive a Global Alien Attack
What to Do If There Are Snakes on Your Plane
How to Survive a Space-Based Horror Movie
Chapter 666: The Satanic “Versus”—Curses, Demons, and The Devil Himself
What to Do If Your Corn Has Children in It
How to Perform an Exorcism
What to Do If You Have Only Seven Days to Live
Epilogue
Appendix: Additional Study Materials
Acknowledgments
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