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EAT SLAY LOVE
JESSE PETERSEN
Zombie on a diet
Cut the zombies out of your life. Emotional and actual.
Make connections with like-minded people. Support groups are a good way to stay fit, improve your life… oh, and survive a zombie apocalypse.
There’s power to positive thinking. Also to planning an escape route.
Don’t sweat the small stuff. Half-crazed survivors, zombies after your ass… these things are not small stuff.
Savor your own good life. Or just life in general. Especially when the zombies are coming.
Try something new. Hint: Not sacrificing yourself to the zombies.
Set boundaries. It’s the only way the zombies and the crazy people will learn.
Get out of your own way. Try to get out of the way of stray bullets, too.
How to make friends and influence survivors (but not zombies).
The only person who can reject you is you. Unless they find out you’re a zombie. But then it’s not so much rejection as extermination.
Your history strengthens your future. Remember that time when you killed that zombie…?
Happiness is not an accident. Neither is a zombie apocalypse.
Money can’t buy happiness, but killing shit helps.
Who you are is not what you do. Unless you eat brains.
Banish the doubt. You can totally walk through the zombies without dying!
Be prepared for all contingencies. Especially zombies, liars, and highway traffic.
Pay attention to nonverbal communication. People almost always signal in some way before they try to kill you.
Know yourself. Also know your friends. Sometimes both will amaze you.
Remember to care for yourself while you’re caring for others. Otherwise, you might get shot or something.
See the beauty all around you. Like in night-vision goggles, a fully loaded AK-47, and a souped-up SUV.
Let go. It won’t be as bad as you think. Maybe.
Make the decision to be free. Whenever you can.
extras
meet the author
introducing
In Which Parasols Prove Useful
Table of Contents
BY JESSE PETERSEN
Praise for the Living with the Dead series
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