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Index
Cover
Half-Title
Dedication
By the Same Author
Title
Contents
Introduction
The dog’s last walk
So long as there are women laughing, civilisation’s safe
Experience is lovelier than innocence
How to live forever
God is me
Sweet boy, that Jihadi John
All sportsmen die in hotels
Did you see what my arm just did?
Darts: the last refuge of the serious
The erotic gravitas of George Galloway
Toast
In God’s name, why?
Fisherman’s friend
Ignorance is Bravo Lima India Sierra Sierra
In the country of the deaf the man with subtitles is king
Phoney racists
‘Get out of my face!’
Raising the age of consent
Arrivederci Raffaele
Rejoice!
Fanatics only ever read one book
Boris and the bikes
Strictly turn-off
Who dunnit? The one who dunnit last time
Smiley face
There was a rabbi of Kiev
A pocket manual of blame
Death is Venice
How not to be a knob
The glorious madness of Wisden
You’re going the wrong way, mate
Let’s introduce ourselves: what’s your username?
How very dare you
You can’t enjoy Proust or aloo gobi standing up
Nice porn
The shame that outlives us
Calm down, dear
The New Barbarism
Shoot the highwayman
But what if I don’t want to connect to you?
Nostril hair and the university
How to be hip
Peace
The sweet seductiveness of loss
Nellie, I am Catherine Earnshaw
The phoenix and the turtle
The wages of indulgence is darts
What’s Hecuba to you?
In Leonard Cohen’s fedora you too can look like L. S. Lowry
The unhappy wanderer
At least the old aren’t young
There’s always another Dark Lady
Bastard
Scrooge
Is that all there is?
Flyting, sledging, and where to stick your asterisks
Wasp watching
Steady on, Lawrence
Conformity kills
Happy now?
A self-effacing man
When enough’s enough
The world turned upside down
Down and out in Covent Garden
The star is fallen
Advice to a young artist: Don’t be yourself
Cropper
Tenho saudades tuas
Preacher man
American buffalo
Norovirus
Nani in space
The Queen versus Edward Snowden
Into the digital darkness
Nights in white satin; nuns in red nighties
Killing is a serious business
In praise of insincerity
The ghost speech
Yes but no but
And no I said no I won’t No: Molly Bloom decides against casting a vote in the 2015 elections
Culpability Brown
Don’t ask me
Dumb also degrades
The dying bug
Weeping in the new year
Is that a bomb you’re carrying or are you just pleased to see me?
Damnation for dummies
Remembering Odin Testostenhammur
Clowns
It isn’t a day of rest we need, it’s a day unlike the day before
These things of darkness
Offence is sacred
And it’s goodnight from him
A Note on the Author
Copyright
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