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CHAPTER ONE: A Dozen Wishes
CHAPTER TWO: I Am the Fork
CHAPTER THREE: Origami Death
CHAPTER FOUR: The Pamphlet
CHAPTER FIVE: Free Pies For The Hungry
CHAPTER SIX: We Are Pimples
CHAPTER SEVEN: Jesus Had a Rockin’ Ass
CHAPTER EIGHT: My Shiny Little Toaster
CHAPTER NINE: In the Beginning...
CHAPTER TEN: A Society of Kings
CHAPTER ELEVEN: ROLLAZ4LYFE
CHAPTER TWELVE: I Even Bought Mittens
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Bombs Away!
CHAPTER THIRTEEN & A HALF: Once Upon a Time
CHAPTER THIRTEEN & THREE QUARTERS: The Uplifting Finale
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: We’re Off to See the Wizard
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: A Sociopathic, Homicidal, Narcissistic, Displaced Rage Kind of Thing
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: An Army of Interior Decorators
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: A New Pair of Socks
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: 1,536 Donkeys
CHAPTER NINETEEN: PG-13 Romantic Comedy
CHAPTER TWENTY: Just Out of Principle
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: Dicks
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: The Unabridged Version of Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: Bill Cosby’s Impressive Filmography
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: A Tidal Wave of Entrails
EPILOGUE: A Short Passage Added at the End of a Literary Work
AUTHOR ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
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