Log In
Or create an account ->
Imperial Library
Home
About
News
Upload
Forum
Help
Login/SignUp
Index
Foreword by Penn Jillette
More Foreword by Billy Bob Thornton
Introduction: Howard Hughes and Logorrhea
1 Cos and the Zuckers
2 The Plane to Showbiz
3 Tripping Past Dad
4 Learning to Stand Up
5 John Belushi Takes a Knee
6 Larry, It’s Albert/It’s Kevin/It’s Albert
7 Torturing Reiser, Part One
8 The King and I
9 Barry’s Baltimore
10 Nothing Like Your First
11 Eat Smart
12 Killing Warren Beatty
13 L.A. Story Story
14 The Path Less Traveled
15 Called Up to the Majors
16 Reading between the Lines
17 Trophies on the Mantel
18 Hanging with the Big Boys . . . and Girls
19 Is the Car Here Yet?!
20 Jack and Mom
21 It’s Chinatown, Kev
22 Jack in the Voice
23 Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot
24 Stealing Arkin’s Soul or Torturing Reiser, Part Two
25 Midget Fuckers, Pussy Punchers, Cock Smokers, and Rectum Rockets
26 The Odd Couple Goes to Minneapolis
27 The Return of Italian Royalty
28 I, Suspect
29 The Usual Fucking Cocksuckers
30 The Suspects Go to Cannes
31 Sucking Face with Supermodels
32 Nixon’s List
33 The Don
34 Have You Seen the Muffin, Man
35 Club Willis
36 Carpe Per Diem
37 No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
38 Walken of Fame
39 Boldly I Go
40 Jerry and Me
41 My Introduction to the Interwebs
42 If You’re Not Creating, You’re Waiting
Epilogue: President Clinton’s Superpowers
Acknowledgments
← Prev
Back
Next →
← Prev
Back
Next →