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Index
TITLE PAGE
WELCOME
PART ONE: The End?
Chapter 1: TV OR NOT TV?
Chapter 2: LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF
Chapter 3: MY BULLY-PROOF VEST
Chapter 4: DOWN AT THE DINER
Chapter 5: CREAKY COMEDY?
Chapter 6: DOWN IN FROWN TOWN
Chapter 7: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Chapter 8: HOLLYWOOD CALLING. AGAIN.
Chapter 9: FUNNY BUSINESS AS USUAL
Chapter 10: HOLLYWOOD INVADES MY MIDDLE SCHOOL
Chapter 11: SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE
Chapter 12: CHOKING ON THE DOTTED LINE
Chapter 13: ANYBODY GOT A MILLION BUCKS I CAN BORROW?
Chapter 14: LIGHTS! CAMERA! GILDA!
Chapter 15: SMILEYVILLE TURNS INTO TINSELTOWN
Chapter 16: TAKE A WALK (OR ROLL) ON THE BOARDWALK
Chapter 17: WHO WANTED TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Chapter 18: SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED
Chapter 19: WRITE OR WRONG?
Chapter 20: SCHOOL DAYS (IN THIRTY MINUTES OR LESS)
Chapter 21: MEETING MY FAKE BFF
Chapter 22: JILLDA IS NO GILDA
Chapter 23: BACK TO SCHOOL
Chapter 24: WHEN WRITE BECOMES WRONG
Chapter 25: BULLY FOR ME
Chapter 26: ME AND MY FUNNY FRIENDS
Chapter 27: KILLING FOR A GOOD CAUSE
Chapter 28: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Chapter 29: MY INCREDIBLE SHRINKING FRIENDS
Chapter 30: PUTTING IT ON ITS FEET (THE SCRIPT, NOT ME)
Chapter 31: THE PERKS OF BEING A TV STAR
Chapter 32: LAUGHING TILL IT HURTS
Chapter 33: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT… AND PERSPIRATION
Chapter 34: MY FANS ROLL IN!
Chapter 35: YES, I’M A GUY AND I WEAR MAKEUP
Chapter 36: HELLO? WHO AM I?
PART TWO: All That Glitters
Chapter 37: THE SECOND-WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
Chapter 38: FRIDAY NIGHT DEAD
Chapter 39: SAYING HI-HI TO HA-HA
Chapter 40: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S ME!
Chapter 41: DOING A DOUBLE TAKE
Chapter 42: GOING VIRAL CAN MAKE YOU SICK
Chapter 43: THE LONG RIDE TO NOWHERESVILLE
Chapter 44: HURRY UP AND WAIT
Chapter 45: I’VE NEVER LIKED ME LESS
Chapter 46: WORLD’S WORST FRIEND? ME
Chapter 47: IT’S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE IT GETS DARKER
Chapter 48: GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS
Chapter 49: SHHH! IT’S A LIBRARY!
Chapter 50: TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN
Chapter 51: ON A ROLL
Chapter 52: BUH-BYE, BRAD
Chapter 53: GILDA IN CHARGE
Chapter 54: ALL MY SHIRTS ARE SWEATSHIRTS
Chapter 55: CAUTION: CHILDREN AT PLAY
Chapter 56: MAKE ROOM FOR ZOMBIES!
Chapter 57: GO TIME FOR SHOWTIME!
Chapter 58: BULLY STAMPEDE
Chapter 59: IF YOU’RE TALKING, YOU’RE NOT CHOKING
Chapter 60: SO FAR, SO GOOD!
Chapter 61: UNLESS I’M MISTAKEN, THERE ARE NO MISTAKES
Chapter 62: BUYING TIME
EPILOGUE: SIGNING ON THE DOTTED LINES
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
BOOKS BY JAMES PATTERSON FOR YOUNG READERS
A SNEAK PEEK AT JACKY HA-HA
COPYRIGHT
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