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Index
Cover
Title
Copyright Notice
Copyright
Dedication
Foreword
Preface to the 2012 Edition
Prologue
Book I: They China Food!
Chapter 1: The Levitating “Jamaican”
Chapter 2: The Thing in John’s Apartment
Chapter 3: Grilling with Morgan Freeman
Chapter 4: The Soy Sauce
Chapter 5: Riding with Shitload
Chapter 6: Meet Dr. Marconi
Chapter 7: Arnie Thinks David Is Full of Shit
Book II: Korrok
Chapter 8: The Carpet Stain
Chapter 9: The Bratwurst Prophecy
Chapter 10: The Missing Girl
Chapter 11: By the way . . .
Chapter 12: Amy
Chapter 13: The Chat Transcript
Chapter 14: John Investigates
Chapter 15: D-Day
Chapter 16: Shit Narnia
Epilogue
This Book Is Full of Spiders
Afterword
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