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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Contents
Chapter 1: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Miss Vape Blanchett
Chapter 2: Have you any woom, please?
Chapter 3: Full fat milk with your tea?
Chapter 4: No peeeeee!
Chapter 5: Say it, don’t spray it
Chapter 6: Are you gaslighting me?
Chapter 7: Flipping that Christmas bird
Chapter 8: Not the f**king Elf
Chapter 9: Don’t shit on Santa!
Chapter 10: What a shitemare!
Chapter 11: The prodigal mother returns
Chapter 12: The best calves in Derry
Chapter 13: Santa Claus is coming to town
Chapter 14: Casa del Gemmy and Pammy
Chapter 15: That jingle bell bitch!
Chapter 16: It’s my baby shower, and I’ll cry if I want to
Chapter 17: Total eclipse of the Pamela
Chapter 18: I came here to sleigh
Chapter 19: Put me on the naughty list, please
Chapter 20: That’s not Santa’s sack!
Chapter 21: Dear Santa … Help!
Chapter 22: Nathan’s time to shine
Chapter 23: Once upon a time in Bethlehem …
Chapter 24: Merry Kinkmas
Chapter 25: Last-minute (sex) shopping
Chapter 26: Craic that whip, girl
Chapter 27: My very own Rebel Mum
Chapter 28: I love him, actually
Chapter 29: The last Christmas
Chapter 30: Who doesn’t love a Christmas candle?
Chapter 31: You scumbag, you maggot
Chapter 32: Dashing through the snow
Chapter 33: We Three Queens …
Chapter 34: There’s snow place like home
Chapter 35: Twas the night before Christmas
Chapter 36: Santa’s been!
Chapter 37: All is calm, far from shite
A Christmas Glossary of Derry/Irish terms
Acknowledgements
Keep Reading …
About the Author
Also by Serena Terry
About the Publisher
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