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Index
Cover
Dedication
Introduction
Why Should You Listen to Us?
It’s Me, the Head Pro. ’Sup?
Having a Boyfriend for the Sake of Having a Boyfriend
Quotes About Love and Why They’re Bullshit
Cue the Tears and Chocolate: There’s No Such Thing as a Soul Mate
Chapter 1: Hot Messes Need Love Too: Preparing to Date
Getting Your Shit Together: It’s Like Sephora for the Soul
Getting Over Your Ex-Whatever
How to Get Your Shit Together, Ugh
What Are Men Attracted To? (by Head Pro)
Shit Girls Care About (That Guys Don’t Even Notice)
Spark Notes
Chapter 2: So Now I’m Like, Really Pretty, Where Do I Find Him?: Getting Out There
So Where Are All the Men?
Online Dating: It’s Only Weird If You Make It Weird
Do Guys Care About Your Job? (by Head Pro)
What Guys Think of Your Profile (by Head Pro)
When Is It Okay for Me to Hit On a Guy? (by Head Pro)
Dealbreakers for Guys
Spark Notes
Chapter 3: The Way It Begins Is the Way It Ends: Hookups and Fuck Ups
Flirting in Person
Flirting via Text
Flirting via Social Media: How to Make Sure You Never Get a Dick Pic
Flirting: From a Bro’s Perspective (by Head Pro)
The Fateful First Date
Use It or Lose It: Ditching the Dead Weight
PSA: Do Not Accept These Dates
Spark Notes
Chapter 4: Don’t Push It, Focker: The Early Stages
When It’s Too Early to Show Your Crazy Side
Things Guys Do (and Continue to Do) That We Don’t Want You to Know About (by Head Pro)
Early-Stage Social Media Etiquette: Take the Backseat
Social Media: A Curse for the Shady Bros Living in a Shady World
What His Social Media Says About Him: Less Is More
Dealbreakers from a Guy’s Perspective (by Head Pro)
What Guys Think When You Decide to Have Sex with Them
Seriously, Though: Don’t Fucking Get Ahead of Yourself
Spark Notes
Chapter 5: Making It or Breaking It: The Dating Process
Chill the Fuck Out, He Is Not Your Boyfriend Yet (by Head Pro)
How to Deal with Being Ghosted
You Were Never Really Dating: Getting Over the Almost Boyfriend
How Do You Eliminate Him from Your Life Despite the Fact That You Like, Really Don’t Want To
So WTF Do I Do?
So You’re Dating a Psycho . . . Dealbreakers in Casual Dating
Dealbreakers from a Guy’s Perspective (by Head Pro)
Spark Notes
Chapter 6: Lock That Shit Down: Getting into a Relationship
Defining Relationships in the Twenty-First Century
Why Social Media Is the Fucking Worst for Relationships
You Have a Boyfriend: Now What?
Meeting the Friends and Family: Oh Fuck
It’s Not Me, It’s Your Family
Keeping Your Guy Interested
Shitty Things You Should NOT Do in Relationships
How to Fight Without Setting All His Clothes on Fire
Dealing with His Annoying AF Tendencies
Dealbreakers in Relationships (by Head Pro)
Crying: How to Do It Without Becoming a Nicegirl
Cheating: Is It Ever Excusable?
This Isn’t Working Out. How Do I Get Him to GTFO?
I Just Got Dumped. WTF Do I Do Now!?
Breaking Up Over Social Media
What If He Tries to Get Back Together with Me? Should I Let Him?
Endearing Habits vs. Annoying Habits (by Head Pro)
Spark Notes
Chapter 7: Commitment and Shit: The “Serious” Relationship, Womp, Womp
Changing Your Guy: Acceptance vs. Cutting Your Losses
How Do I Know If My Relationship Is Moving Forward or Dunzo?
Should You Ever Be the One to Broach Topics Like Engagement or Moving In?
Sex: How to Stay Drunk in Love
A Note on Nude Pics
Show Me the Money
Moving In: Boys? Yuck
Ultimatums: Are They Ever Okay?
Does the Guy Just Know? (by Head Pro)
Getting Engaged: Two Souls, One Shiny Rock
Weddings: Defining the Bridal Betch
So Once I Get Married Do I Get to Quit My Job Immediately?
Prenups: Should I Get One or Are They Like, So Last Season?
Stay Hot, It’ll Make Everyone Happy
How to Avoid the Marriage “Trap” (by Head Pro)
Spark Notes
Conclusion: You Can Still Skip This Part
Acknowledgments
About The Betches
Copyright
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