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Index
Title Page
Table of Contents
Copyright
Dedication
I’m Sorry, Okay?
Video Games: The Only Things That Matter
Wesley Midwood and the Spitty Mouth Banjo of Doom
The Sticky Note That Destroyed Everything
The Sign
The Money Does Not Roll In
The Return of Wesley Midwood
The Embarrassing Chapter
Never Trust a Guy with a Giant Bug on His Car
Hooray! Everything’s Great! Until It Isn’t.
However . . .
I Make Wet-Wet in My Nug-Nugs
the Return of the return of Wesley Midwood
The Bug Man Returns
More Bad News
Things Get Stupid
Things Get Stupider
My Eight-Bit Dad
I Go for a Little Spin
Old Lady Blah-Blah
How Much Do I Stink?
Help Pete Find Wesley’s House!
Into the Mouth of Madness
Where Babies Don’t Come From Or, How I Ruined Everything (Again)
We Do This Thing
Knock-Knock. Who’s There? Interrupting End of the World. Interrupting End of the World Wh—? BOOM!
Wesley’s Not-So-Awesome Plan of Not-So-Awesomeness
The Great Awakening
The Crack-Up
In the Lair of the Bug Man
Bang!
What the iPhone Said
Oh Yes, There’s More
Hail to the Chief
The Presidential String Theory
The Cockroach in the Mirror
Armed and Dangerous
Smile, Stupid
One Killion Dollars
My Big Chance
Mask Confusion
Mrs. Wertley and the Bug Man, Sitting in a Tree?
A Hero Will Shrink
My Eight-Bit Dad Returns
The Greatest Chapter in the Whole Book
Weapon Test
Boss Battle
Sdrawkcab
I Said I Was Sorry, Okay?
The Skinny
Bonus!
Sample Chapter from LENNY CYRUS, SCHOOL VIRUS
Buy the Book
About the Author
About the Illustrator
Footnotes
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