[pants 01] • Clinton & Me by Graham, Michael -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Acknowledgments Preface How Bill Clinton Changed My Life Chapter One Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow

Clinton and Me They Say It’s Your Birthday Justice Under the Dashboard Lights Believe It or Not Teacher’s Pet My Grandpa, the Nazi Clinton and Me, Part Two

Chapter Two The Era of Big Government Is Over

Brother Dearest Guru to You, Too Keyed Up B.M.O.C. Olympics of the Damned Jesse Goes to Hollywood A Southern Man

Chapter Three The Most Ethical Administration in American History

Just Say No To Di For God’s Punch Line Impeach Reno These Kids Today The Life of Riley White House Follies

Chapter Four “I Did Not Have Sex with That Woman”

End of the Presidency President O.J. Thinking with Your Clinton Dead Kennedys Thank God for Racism The Will of the People What Do Women Want? Silver Linings

Chapter Five The Meaning of the Word Is

Dear Hil Clinton for Dummies Vice and Its Victims If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It Talkin’ the Talk The Yankees Are Coming! Don’t Mess with My Toot-Toot The Envelope, Please

Chapter Six “A Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy”

What’d I Say? Loco Keeping Score Dead Foreigners President Clarence Contempt! Bad Boys, Bad Boys Curse of the Kennedys Discriminatory Practices Who’s for Jesus? Reverend Jesse Jackson, Where Are You?

Chapter Seven One of Our Greatest Presidents

Bush League Winning the Battle, Losing the War Barney Fife’s Revenge What About Bob? Who’s Sorry Now? Stop Making Census School Choice Somebody’s Gonna Get Hurt When Bad Things Happen to Good People Mothers Rudy, Rudy, Rudy The Million-Dollar Question My Life as a Fashion Plate It Is . . .

Afterword An Open Letter to America on Election Day 2024