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Index

Title Page Dedication Preface PART I 1. About Betty Crocker

No-Spoons-Necessary Divinity

2. Pass the Salt, Please!

Trouble Monkey Sweet Potato (Queen) Cornbread Linda’s Perky Pickles Linda’s Killer Cake with No Apples Actual Apple Cake That Pumpkin Stuff That Dorothy Makes

3. Getting Old

Chocolate Gravy and Biscuits Stinky Bread Catshit Cookies Kathy’s Nobody-Else-in-Venice-Beach-Cooks-Like-This Jell-O

4. Snip, Snip, Snip and Tra-la-la

The Pluperfect Brownie

5. Exercise, Diet, and Other Cheesy Ideas

Grilled Bologna Po-Boy Big-Ass Cheese Dip Heaven on a Cracker

6. Career Opportunities for Big-Ass Bucks

Bitch Bacon Bread Sticks Bitch Bar Bacon Swimps Fatten-You-Right-Up Rolls

PART II 7. Daddy the Feeder

Crawfish Étouffée

8. Sister Judy and Trevor’s Louisiana Specialties

Trevor’s Famous F&M Patio Jambalaya Judy’s Crawfish Tammy

9. Mother Moves In

Lemon Yumbo Gooiest Cake in the World Mystery Mush Drop-Dead-Easy Pots de Crème Atlanta Allelujah! It’s a Miracle! Pie

PART III 10. Ah, Motherhood

Pig Candy

11. Big-Ass Parties for Teeny-Ass Kids

Queen of the Night Salsa

12. Ho, Ho, Ho, Y’all

Sweet Potato Biscuits My Very Own Ho-Made Blueberry Muffins Grinning, Grits, and Grillades Egg Stuff That Goes in Tortillas

13. New Year’s Promises to Keep

Not-Southern Junior League Yummies Sissie Mae’s Sweet and Salties Third Time’s a Charm

14. A Few New Twists for February

Brigadeiras Love Lard Fancy Taters Praline Sweet Potatoes

15. Family Vacations and Other Atrocities

Motor Home Marvel Lazy, Low-Rent, and Luscious Pecan Puddin’ No-Pain, Plenty-Gain Coffee Cake Why-oming Cheese House Minnercheese

16. Gift-Giving Occasions for Spud Studs

Enchanting Enchiladas Whatchamacallit Chicken Ray Lee’s Tomato Cornbread Lorene’s Pralines

PART IV 17. Malcolm

Malcolm’s Pot Roast Mal’s Deviled Eggs Bitch Meatballs with Sexy Red Sauce

18. Our Precious Darling George

Queen Dip Sylvia’s Cheese Petits Fours Gorilla Casserole George’s White Chili George’s Great Pasta Salad Broccoli Salad Lou’s Slaw Fried Dill Pickles Hershey Bar Pie

19. The Queens, Of Course

Lawyerly Taters Armadillo Hunters’ Shrimp Corn and Peppers with Enhanced Fat Content Bacon ’n’ Eggs, Queen-Style Corn and Beans and ’Maters and Bacon Shut Up, Pippa, Tomato Gravy Doritos and Hot Sauce Sylvia’s Stoveless Black Beans Lance Romance and the Luscious Pig Yam Yomp Chocolatopolous Queso-Pig-Etarian Dip

Postscript: Eatin’ and Readin’ APPENDIX

Chocolate Stuff Armadillo Dip New Allison’s Mambo Margaritas Absolut Fredo (a.k.a. Revirginator) Coconut Caramel Pie Hal and Mal’s Come Back Sauce Mimi’s Butterfinger Cookies Miss Lexie’s Pineapple Casserole Death Chicken Connie’s Death Corn Five Larrupin’ Good Sweet Potatoes Country Club Eggs Dinksy’s Gooey Bars Bacon Monkey Bread Twinkie Pie

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