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COVER
TITLE PAGE
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
DEDICATION
EPIGRAPH
PROLOGUE: WHAT AN INTERVIEW WITH BARBARA WALTERS MIGHT LOOK LIKE
PART THE FIRST: FOUR VETTINGS AND A FUNERAL
PROLOGUE TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: CLEANUP IN AISLE NINE
1 NO STALKING IN THE LIBRARY
2 YOU’D BETTER SMILE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A FACE
3 HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE KASIA?
4 HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY
5 A FEW MOMENTS OF QUIET DEFLECTION
6 ASSUME THE EXPOSITION
7 SNAKES ON A PLAYGROUND
8 DOWN THE RABID HOLE
PART THE SECOND: MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE
9 MYTHING THE POINT
10 SIMON SAYS
11 DIGRESSION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR
12 ARE YOU INN OR OUT?
13 A STATUE OF LIMITATIONS
14 THIS IS HOW THE WORLD BENDS
15 EAST SIDE STORY
16 SLIME AND PUNISHMENT
17 X MARKS THE PLOT
18 NEVERMORE THIS, BITCH
19 KEEPING IT UNREAL
20 PICTURE THIS
21 YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND
PART THE THIRD: A FAUST LEARNER
22 YOU’VE GOT MALE
23 NURSE!
24 GEAS, GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK, WHY DON’T YOU?
25 I WASN’T EXPECTING THE SPANISH INQUISITION
26 LOOKING FOR GUIDANCE
27 NO, YOU DO THE CAVITY SEARCH
28 TROUBLE AND DIM SUM
29 PETER PANIC
30 AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL PULL ANOTHER PLAN OUT OF MY ASS
31 STUCK IN PARK
32 RAGNARUCKUS
33 DREAM ME UP, SCOTTY
34 NOW LET’S SEE, WHERE DID THAT SOAP LAND …
35 CRACKPOT! I MEAN, JACKPOT!
PART THE FOURTH: THE WRITE STUFF
36 A PLANE-DEALING VILLAIN
37 ABRIDGED TOO FAR
38 DYSFUNCTION, FUNCTION, WHAT’S THAT JUNCTION?
39 RALEIGH AROUND THE FLAG
40 TOWER OUTAGE
41 SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOTNOTE
42 RAT RACE
43 KUMBAYAHHHHHH!
44 THOSE MOUNTAINS DON’T LOOK LIKE BIG ROCK CANDY
45 BEST BE NIMBLE, BEST BE QUICK, IF YOU GO BENEATH THE LIMBO STICK
46 HIGH GROUND: IT’S NOT JUST USEFUL MORALLY
47 SO MOLLY’S SHADOW ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY AMAZING …
48 VIVA THE RESOLUTION
49 GUESS I’LL NEED A FAMILY PLAN
EPILOGUE: DAMN YOU, WINDMILL! PREPARE YOURSELF!
EXTRAS
MEET THE AUTHOR
A PREVIEW OF "STRANGE PRACTICE"
BY ELLIOTT JAMES
PRAISE FOR THE PAX ARCANA SERIES:
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