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Slim to None
A Teaspoon of Sugar
A Generous Splash of Vinegar
One Half-Cup Sour Grapes
Add Salt Water and Whip into a Frenzy
Separate Fat from Meat with Tongs
Blend Wafer Well with Liquid
Mix Two Parts Despair, One Part Rage, Serve with a Splash of Regret
Stir in Abstinence, Reduce Calories by Half
Sear Ego in Reality, Simmer until Tender
Dredge the Past, Marinate with Memories, and Sprinkle with Regret
Simmer Discontent on Low until Just Before Boiling Point
Discard Zest and Skewer All Naysayers
Grate One Set of Nerves until Jangled
Take One Fat Critic, Stir in Sneaky Replacement, Let Stew in Juices
Truss Feelings with Butcher’s Twine, Steep in Juices
Chop Six Nuts, Eat until Full
Distill Intentions, Mix with Confusion
Bring Issues to Boil, Reduce for Several Days until Concentrated
Mix Regrets with Elation, Strain Carefully, Serve over Ice
Distill Intentions, Mix with Confusion
Blend Tragedy with Heartache, Simmer on Low
Ginger and Spice and All That’s Nice
Stir in Two Cups Kindness
Warm up Reluctant Spouse, Sprinkle with Sugar
Two Parts Good Cheer Served Over Easy
Steep in Bliss and Savor
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