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COVER
TITLE PAGE
WELCOME
PROLOGUE: LET’S GET HAPPY
CHAPTER 1: THE UN-UNITED NATIONS
CHAPTER 2: HOW TO SURVIVE HOMEROOM (AND THE REST OF THE DAY)
CHAPTER 3: DEPRIVED
CHAPTER 4: LOVE AND BIO
CHAPTER 5: MRS. MORRIS, THE DOG, AND ME
CHAPTER 6: MEET HOLDEN CAULFIELD
CHAPTER 7: CLUBBING
CHAPTER 8: NOTHING EVER CHANGES
CHAPTER 9: THE CRUCIFIXION OF TEBOW
CHAPTER 10: I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING
CHAPTER 11: THIS IS EMBARRASSING
CHAPTER 12: GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER. GUESS AGAIN.
CHAPTER 13: HOLLYWOOD COMES TO NORTH PLAINS
CHAPTER 14: THE OPPOSITE OF SPEED DATING
CHAPTER 15: WHAT NOT TO WEAR
CHAPTER 16: MULTITASKING
CHAPTER 17: MAJOR FREAK-OUT
CHAPTER 18: HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED
CHAPTER 19: IT’S NOT SO EASY WRITING IN A DIARY IN HOMEROOM
CHAPTER 20: THE FREAKSHOW’S OPERATION HAPPINESS: HOLIDAY EDITION
CHAPTER 21: TRUE CONFESSIONS
CHAPTER 22: INDEPENDENT
CHAPTER 23: CHRISTMAS MORNING
CHAPTER 24: LIFE GOES ON. AND ON.
CHAPTER 25: GET BACK TO WORK
CHAPTER 26: SHOCK TREATMENT
CHAPTER 27: OPEN A CRACK
CHAPTER 28: I STILL DON’T WAKE UP
CHAPTER 29: GOOD-BYE TO THE SWEETEST PERSON I KNOW
CHAPTER 30: KNOCK, KNOCK
CHAPTER 31: ENTER MARJORIE
CHAPTER 32: RETURN TO THE BLACK LAGOON
CHAPTER 33: MY BAD (AGAIN)
CHAPTER 34: HEY, CUCKOO CLARKE!
CHAPTER 35: MORE “PROGRESS”
CHAPTER 36: THE MIGHTY QUINN
CHAPTER 37: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
CHAPTER 38: SISTERS IN TEARS
CHAPTER 39: THAT’S OUR ZITSY
CHAPTER 40: TERROR, INC.
CHAPTER 41: DEAR OLD MOM
CHAPTER 42: SLEEPOVER
CHAPTER 43: DRESSED FOR STRESS
CHAPTER 44: SMOKIN’
CHAPTER 45: HOW LOW CAN WE GO?
CHAPTER 46: MY BRILLIANT IDEA
CHAPTER 47: WE GO LOWER
CHAPTER 48: TINY EARTHQUAKE
CHAPTER 49: FACEBOOKED
CHAPTER 50: SCARY STUFF
CHAPTER 51: EVEN SCARIER STUFF
CHAPTER 52: NIGHT FRIGHTS
CHAPTER 53: I GUESS I’M NOT SO FINE
CHAPTER 54: IMMOVABLE OBJECT
CHAPTER 55: AFTER MIDNIGHT
CHAPTER 56: BEST FRIENDS
CHAPTER 57: SICKOS
CHAPTER 58: SCHOOL DAZE
CHAPTER 59: MEN IN WHITE COATS
CHAPTER 60: ST. AUGGIE’S I AM
CHAPTER 61: BANNED!
CHAPTER 62: DIGGING OUT
CHAPTER 63: SCREAM OUT
CHAPTER 64: BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS
CHAPTER 65: SCREAMING IS THE BEST MEDICINE
CHAPTER 66: MY NAME IS MARGARET, OR MAGGIE, IF YOU LIKE
CHAPTER 67: BLOOM’S TURN
CHAPTER 68: INNER CHILDREN
CHAPTER 69: GETTING GOOGLY
CHAPTER 70: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
CHAPTER 71: BEFORE THE PROM
CHAPTER 72: TALKING TO MRS. MORRIS
CHAPTER 73: WINNING
CHAPTER 74: TEBOW’S PREFERRED ENDING
CHAPTER 75: ZITSY’S ENDING
CHAPTER 76: BRAINZILLA, EGGY, AND FLATSO’S ENDING
CHAPTER 77: BYE
A NOTE TO OUR READERS
BOOKS BY JAMES PATTERSON FOR YOUNG ADULT READERS
A SNEAK PEEK OF "CONFESSIONS OF A MURDER SUSPECT"
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