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Index
Cover
Title Page
Table of Contents
Introduction by the Editor
Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Introduction
“Weird Al” Yankovic’s Rebuttal to the Introduction
Tatiana Maslany’s Preface to the Foreword
Bob Odenkirk’s Foreword
Patton Oswalt’s Foreword to the Preface
Jack Quaid’s Preface
Bill Walton’s E-Mails
A Word from Scott Aukerman
Reggie Watts’s Comedy Bang! Bang! Sheet Music
Fourvel’s “Tips for Making It Through This Fucking Book!”
Bob Ducca’s To-Do List
Longo Watch Repair Ad
Alimony Tony’s Personal Ad
Italiano Jones’s Bus Ad
Werner Herzog’s Yelp Review
Randy Snutz’s “A Night of Scandalous Duplicity”
Stu and Amber’s Texts
The Calvins’ Family Bee Honey Taffy Farm and Horse Fighting Ranch Pamphlet
Ben Schwartz’s “Solo Bolo Origins”
Big Chunky Bubbles’s Children’s Party Review
Francesca Bolognese’s “Tips for Travel in Italy”
Cal Solomon’s “My Story”
Jeffrey Characterwheaties “In His Own Words”
Bean Dip’s “Guide to a Successful Business”
The Battle of Good vs. Evil
Classic Jarles’s Letter to Parents
Bob Ducca’s “Contents of Overnight Bag” List
Doug Gropes’s Email
“Have You Seen Our Granddaughter?”
Martin Sheffield-Lickley’s Setlist & Family Tree
Fourvel’s “Tips for Curing Boredom”
Al A. Peterson’s Classified Ad
Scott Aukerman’s “The Show Where We Talk to Interesting People”
Andy Samberg’s “Hollywood Facts” Board Game
Entrée PeeE Neur’s “So You Want to be an Inventor”
Dalton Wilcox’s Poem
The Bachelor Brothers’ Records Talent Sheet
Margery Kershaw’s Ranger Log
Memphis Kansas Breeze’s Tour Poster
Sprague the Whisperer’s TV Pitch
Little Dammit Man’s Wanted Poster
Kayla Dickie’s “Do’s and Don’ts When Dating Men in Montrose, Colorado”
Dr. Sweetchat’s Advice
Bob Ducca’s List of Inner Childhood Ailments
Paul Rust’s “New No-No’s” Journal
Chief’s Log
“Santa Explains It All for You”
Ho Ho’s “How to Always Be Naughty”
Morpheus the Dream Lord’s Storybook
Gino Lombardo’s Diary & “True Heroes of Long Island”
Stanley Chamberlin’s “Guide to Physical Therapy Pamphlet”
Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber’s JCS Rap
Power Wheels Beth’s “Extremely Awesome Features of a Power Wheels”
Bob Ducca’s Medical Chart
Marissa Wompler & Charlotte Listler’s Recipes
John Lennon’s Beatles 1 Review
Darren Matichek’s “Top Ten Favorite Bobbleheads”
Margie Donk’s Book Excerpt
Leo Karpatze’s Ickypedia Entry
Bill Carter’s “Workout of a Lifetime”
Fourvel’s “People I Have Moidered in Cold Blood”
Jack Furz’s “What We Know About The Nite Wolf”
Judge Heaux Brown’s Court Docket
Brock Lovett’s “The Top 5 Wettest Treasures Still Unfound”
Albert Roe’s Kissy’s Grocery Store Circular
Bob Ducca’s List of Heroes
Todd’s Diary
Logan Conley’s Memorandum
Dash Grabum’s Pokeydex
Rudi North’s Throat Punch Informational Card
Harris’s Foam Corner
Fourvel’s “Tips for Living a Happy and Healthy Life”
Ernie Bread’s Dedication
Contributors
Acknowledgments
Copyright Page
Back Cover
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