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EPILOGUE
THE AFTER-EPILOGUE
Title Page
Copyright Page
PRAISE FOR MELANIE SUMMERS
ALSO AVAILABLE
DEDICATION
AUTHOR’S NOTE
ONE | Vomitgate
TWO | 50 Ways to Hide a Rehab Stint
THREE | Meat-smokers, Invisible Princesses, and Dish Towel Therapy
FOUR | My Obstetrician’s Better than Your Obstetrician
FIVE | Thin, Smug Pregnant Doctors
SIX | Fetuses with Low More Compasses
SEVEN | How Many Nannies Does it Take to Screw Up a Marriage?
EIGHT | Slutty Nurses, Husbands on Their Best Behaviour, and Tricky Babies
NINE | Pretty, Young Nannies and Krispy Kreme Contraband
TEN | Bad Dreams and Dad Bods
ELEVEN | Stylish Men’s Swim Trunks & High Stakes Parenting
TWELVE | Guess Who’s Coming to Live with Us?
THIRTEEN | I’m Just Tessa From the Block
FOURTEEN | Absentee Kings, Helpful Father-In-Laws, and Big-Mouthed Wives
FIFTEEN | The Importance of Knowing Your Audience
SIXTEEN | Blaming the Bodyguard
SEVENTEEN | Ultrasound Equipment Made by Wellbits
EIGHTEEN | Sunday Morning’s All Right for Fighting, Too...
NINETEEN | The Cowntess of Camembert
TWENTY | Some Havarti With That Whine?
TWENTY-ONE | Black Wool Socks Paired with Paper Gowns
TWENTY-TWO | Ill-advised Topics of Conversation
TWENTY-THREE | Unexpected Gifts of Being Utterly Normal
TWENTY-FOUR | Emasculating Novelty Wear, and Secret Fish Funerals
TWENTY-FIVE | Custom-Made Maternity Shoes & Good Enough Mums
TWENTY-SIX | Scent Detectives, Meat Cows, and Anti-climatic Climaxes
TWENTY-SEVEN | Curry Take Out and Catty Conversation
TWENTY-EIGHT | Birthing Plans Brought to you by Netflix
TWENTY-NINE | Third Trimester Princess Tessa
THIRTY | Mr. Whiskers, Destroyer of the Present, Past, and Future
THIRTY-ONE | Don’t Know What You’ve Got ‘Til It’s Gone
THIRTY-TWO | Old Relics and Off-key Whistling
THIRTY-THREE | Sweaty Gym Shorts and Unexpected Heroes
THIRTY-FOUR | Extremely Logical Priorities, Ice Storms, and Birthing Hips
THIRTY-FIVE | Adoption—The Much Less Terrifying Option
THIRTY-SIX | The Evil Twin
THIRTY-SEVEN | I Never Said Anything About No Mannies
A NOTE FROM MELANIE
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