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Index
Cover
Dedication
Chapter 1 : Everything is Awful, and Other Embarrassments
Chapter 2 : On Being an Adult, or I Have no Idea What I’m Doing
Chapter 3 : On The Trauma of Having (or not Having) Hair
Chapter 4 : On Being “The Big Guy”
Chapter 5 : Rules For a Totally Healthy and Not-at-All-Medically-Concerning Lifestyle
Chapter 6 : On My Old and Fragile Body, or I Feel bad About my Everything
Chapter 7 : On Near-Death Experiences, or That Time I Choked on a Taquito
Chapter 8 : A Brief List of Things That I Don’t Know
Chapter 9 : On Michigan
Chapter 10 : On The Terrors of Nature
Chapter 11 : On Teenagers and Why They’re The Worst
Chapter 12 : On My First 100 Days as President of The United States
Chapter 13 : On Terrible First Jobs
Chapter 14 : On My Troubled History with Fashion
Chapter 15 : On Being in The Closet, or Why you Should Never Fall in Love with Your Straight Best Friend
Chapter 16 : On Relationships, or Traits for My Ideal Man
Chapter 17 : On The Sticky Perils of Having a Roommate
Chapter 18 : On Living Alone in New York City
Chapter 19 : On Self-Sufficiency
Chapter 20 : On Keeping a Clean and Tidy Apartment
Chapter 21 : On Not Being the People’s Choice
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
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