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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
1. Percy Jackson Does His Level Best to Kill Me
2. Falafel Sandwiches with a Side Order of Ragnarok
3. I Inherit a Dead Wolf and Some Underwear
4. But Wait. Act Now, and You Get a Second Wolf Free!
5. I Bid Farewell to Erik, Erik, Erik, and Also Erik
6. I Have a Nightmare About Toenails
7. We All Drown
8. In the Hall of the Huffy Hipster
9. I Become a Temporary Vegetarian
10. Can We Talk About Mead?
11. My Sword Takes You to (Dramatic Pause) Funkytown
12. The Guy with the Feet
13. Stupid Exploding Grandfathers
14. Nothing Happens. It’s a Miracle
15. Monkey!
16. Spit Man Versus Chain Saw. Guess Who Wins
17. We Are Ambushed by a Pile of Rocks
18. I Roll Play-Doh to the Death
19. I Attend a Zombie Pep Rally
20. Tveirvigi = Worst Vigi
21. Fun with Open-Heart Surgery
22. I Have Bad News and—No, Actually I Just Have Bad News
23. Follow the Smell of Dead Frogs (to the Tune of “Follow the Yellow Brick Road”)
24. I Liked Hearthstone’s Dad Better as a Cow-Abducting Alien
25. We Devise a Fabulously Horrible Plan
26. Things Get Wyrd
27. We Win a Small Rock
28. Don’t Ever Ask Me to Cook My Enemy’s Heart
29. We Almost Become a Norwegian Tourist Attraction
30. Fläm, Bomb, Thank You, Mom
31. Mallory Gets Nuts
32. Mallory Also Gets Fruit
33. We Devise a Horribly Fabulous Plan
34. First Prize: A Giant! Second Prize: Two Giants!
35. I Get an Assist from the Murder Murder
36. The Ballad of Halfborn, Hovel-Hero
37. Alex Bites My Face Off
38. Skadi Knows All, Shoots All
39. I Become as Poetic as…Like, a Poetic Person
40. I Get a Collect Call from Hel
41. I Call a Time-Out
42. I Start Small
43. I Have a Big Finish
44. Why Do They Get Cannons? I Want Cannons
45. If You Understand What Happens in This Chapter, Please Tell Me, Because I Have No Clue
46. I Win a Fluffy Bathrobe
47. Surprises All Around, Some of Them Even Good
48. The Chase Space Becomes a Place
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