The Big D by Crowley, Brittany -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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PROLOGUE EPILOGUE AND THE BIG D TOOK IT HOME MY LOINS ARE QUIVERING DO YOU HAVE A MAN AGNES? I DON’T STAND A FREAKING CHANCE BOOM, RIGHT IN THE KISSER! GATOR BOOTS? I COULD BE AN AXE MURDERER BYE, FELICIA TITTY TWISTER GRANT DONOVAN’S NEW LADY I’LL STUPEFY YOUR ASS SHHH, DON’T TELL HIM I’M YOUR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING AGGIE? POWER TOOLS DAMN YOU’RE A CUTE DRUNK THE WIND BLEW US HARD WHO ORDERS A MANHATTAN? THE RACOONS ARE BACK! I’M ALLERGIC TO DOGS THIS IS ILLEGAL! YOU’RE A HOOT AND THEY WILL LOVE YOU CAN’T I JUST LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT… WHO WANTS A BIDET? DON’T MAKE THIS AWKWARD WE WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY SHOULDN’T THAT BE PLURAL? I’M OKAY TELL ME IT’S A PIECE OF CAKE DOES THAT INCLUDE ANAL?

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