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1. MAMAW’S RULES: ALWAYS PAY YOUR RESPECTS
2. BLESS HER HEART, SHE CAN’T HELP SHE’S NOT SOUTHERN
3. MAMAW’S RULES: TELL THE TRUTH IN ALL THINGS
4. SHE’D ALWAYS MADE ME WEAKER THAN BRANCH WATER
5. MAMAW’S RULES: KEEP GOOD COMPANY
6. I WOULDN’T CROSS THE STREET TO PISS ON HIM IF HE WERE ON FIRE
7. MAMAW’S RULES: ABSTAIN FROM HARD DRINK
8. SHE’S LIKE A BLIND DOG IN A MEAT HOUSE
9. MAMAW’S RULES: DO NOT CHEAT, PLAY THE GAME FAIR
10. SHE’D GIVE A FARTING DOG HEARTBURN
11. MAMAW’S RULES: OBEY YOUR ELDERS
12. YOU BETTER GIVE YOUR HEART TO JESUS, ’CAUSE YOUR BUTT IS MINE
13. MAMAW’S RULES: ABSTAIN FROM USING UGLY WORDS & FISTS
14. SHE WOULD WORRY THE BALLS OFF A BRASS MONKEY
15. MAMAW’S RULES: HELP WITH YOUR HANDS & MONEY IN ALL GOOD CAUSES
16. IT’S AS COLD AS CHRISTMAS HERE
17. MAMAW’S RULES: BE A GOOD CITIZEN, UPSTANDING WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH
18. COLDER THAN A WITCHES TIT IN A BRASS BRA IN JANUARY
19. MAMAW’S RULES: CHILDREN IN THE HOME SHOULD LOVE ONE ANOTHER
20. POOP IN ONE HAND AND WISH IN THE OTHER AND SEE WHICH FILLS UP QUICKER
21. MAMAW’S RULES: CHILDREN SHOULD LOVE MAMA & PAPA & HELP THEM
22. DON’T LET THE TRUTH BACK FIRE ON YA
23. MAMAW’S RULES: THERE’S NOT MUCH TO SEE IN A SMALL TOWN BUT OFTEN WHAT YOU HEAR MAKES UP FOR IT
24. SWEETER THAN THE DRIPPINGS OF HONEY
25. MAMAW’S RULES: ATTEND SUNDAY SCHOOL & CHURCH REGULARLY
26. THIS IS A SHAME & SCANDAL
27. MAMAW’S RULES: DON’T JUDGE, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT ROAD ANOTHER WALKED IN THEIR BOOTS
28. THAT DON’T MAKE ME NO NEVERMIND
29. MAMAW’S RULES: CARE FOR THE SICK OR DISTRESSED
30. JUST IN CASE
31. MAMAW’S RULES: ALWAYS BE TRUE TO YOUR HEART
A FEW WORDS ABOUT SACRED HARP
BONUS MATERIAL
OTHER CONTEMPORARY NOVELS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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