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Index
Cover
Half Title Page
Title Page
Copyright
Why is Paul Revere Revered?
The Myth of Magellan
Taking a Whack at the Truth
Benjamin Franklin didn’t Discover Electricity? What a Shock!
Return to Sender-Address Unknown
By any Means Necessary
The Color is Plane Wrong
The Lightbulb was not Edison’s Bright Idea
Captains cannot Tie Knots
The Evening Star is a Stand-In
Real Steamboat Inventor Steamed
The Great Wall of China is Out of Sight
One Half of All Marriages End in Divorce
His Name Wasn’t Schicklgruber, Either
The Truth of William Tell Told
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beetles!
Stop Clowning Around
Bringing Down the House
There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
Oh, Hell, Caesar
Not a Barrel of Laughs
Sticking His Neck Out
King for a Day
A Real Shoe-In
Bunker or Just Bunk?
Nuclear Arms Wrestling
Bridge over Troubled Water
Who are we Having for Dinner?
Random Acts of Kindness
War is Hell
The Emperor’s New Chair
Foaming at the Mouth
Survey Says…
Floundering for a Name
Two for One
An Eggstraordinary Story
Birds of a Feather
The First Bump in the Road
The Mass of Men…
The Late Winner
As Good As Gold
You’ve Got Mail!
Up, Up, and Away in My Beautiful Balloon
In a Class by Itself
Come Fly with me
Canvassing History
Two Kings, Three Queens, and a Big Joker
A Sticky Situation
You’re not in Kansas Anymore
Please Tread Lightly
It’s a Small World After All
Nuts to You!
The Domino Effect
What a Stupid Beep, Beep, Beep
Descent of the Scent
Seldom is Heard these Discouraging Words
Really up a Tree
Testing One, Two,…
Not with a Wimper, but with a Bang
Stop your Whining
The Defendants Suck!
The Incredible, Regrettable Egg
A Chili Reception
The Sheep were Rammed
The Mayflower: Stem to Stern
Rock and a Hard Place
Down the Tube
A Feather in his Cap
He said, she said
A Revolutionary Item Up for Sale
New World, Old Lie
Bending the Amendment
It isn’t Made of Cheese, Either
W. C. Fields Forever
Exit, Stage Left!
Structured Chaos
Holy Santa Maria!
A Close Shave
Cue the Crying Indian!
Like a Rolling Stone
Roses on your Piano
Sitting in Judgment of yourself
Roll it
A Close Call
Don’t want no Fancy Funeral, Just One Like Old King Tut
A Twist of Lemming
Sax and Violins
It’s a Dog’s Life
Covering Up the Past
Alone Again, Naturally
Ship Faced
Petite Defeat
Going Postal
The Big Bus Fuss
Speakin’ Lincoln
A Penny for your Thoughts
You must have the Wrong Address
Horsing around with History
Not in High Cotton
Buckle Up
Keeping an Eye Out
The Case of Coke
It’s What’s for Supper
Piercing the President
Get a Tan by Standing in the English Rain
Cast the First Stone
Scooping it Up
Get Out of Jail Free
Vote, and Vote Often
Bailing Out on War
A Fork in the Family Tree
The Winner of the “What was he Thinking?” Award
Life Imitates Art Imitates Life
All Aboard the SS Guppy
Dropping a Load
Bizarre Book Titles
A Healthy Constitution
Telegraphic Liar
Wagons, Ho!
A Wolf in Sleak Clothing
A Space All your Own
Now We’ll have Dick Nixon to Kick Around Again
Dead on Target
More Bizarre Books
Casting a Wide Internet
Nun but the Brave
History in the Making
Precooked Fish
Still More Bizarre Book Titles
All the News That’s Fit to Print
Getting Down to Brass Tacks
First in Our Hearts, Maybe…
A Pachyderm of Lies
A Token of their Appreciation
Holmes is where the Heart is
I’ve Heard of Ham-Fisted Before, But …
Just Wing it
Jiminy Cricket, that’s a Big Grasshopper
Really in the Rough
Cutting off your Circulation
X–ing Out Christmas
Heavy is the Head that wears the Crown
If we took the Bones Out, It wouldn’t be Crunchy
Deadly Gases found on Uranus
Line, Please!
In Sickness and in Health—for Richer or for Poorer
Are the Noises in My Head Bothering you?
How much are the One-Cent Stamps?
One more Time from the Top
A Cramped Expression
Pennies from Heaven
Stop Calling me a Weenie Dog!
Colonel Bat Guano… if that is your Real Name
Lincoln’s Résumé
This is My Good Friend, Harvey
Animal Sounds
Raggin’ on Wagons
When Walter met Elizabeth
But, Dad, Everybody’s Wearing them
Pressing his Luck
Fun with Racist Stereotypes
More Fun with Racist Stereotypes
Rain Forest Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day
The Final Edition of Bizarre Book Titles
The Spirits of the Republic
Our Way or Ye Olde Highway
Caesar or Seize him?
An Unusual Stock Exchange
Where’s the Lock Box?
The Circle of Lies
Cherries Jubilee
Shhhh, Don’t Tell Anybody we’re here
Drats, Foiled Again!
How much was the Bill of Rights-and who paid it?
The Number you are Trying to Reach is No Longer in Service
Shaking Things Up
Citizen Cane
Don’t be such a Chicken
Here I come to Save the Day!
Quotable Misquotes
Quicker than a Grindstone
Daisy, Daisy, Give me your Answer Do
The Retriever of Zenda
A Unique Groundbreaking Experiment
Knocking Over a Stonewall
The Pride of Idaho
Indians with No Reservations
The Reflecting Pool
A Shot at Legal History
A Highly Charged Article
Starved for Attention
Man cannot Live by Bread Alone
Or is It a Repocracy?
Can’t keep a Good Man Down
More Quotable Misquotes
In Case of Emergency, Break Glass
Nothing up My Sleeve, Nothing in My Head
Digging for Research
A Very Queer Relationship
East is East and West is West
He was Still a Brave Soul
So What’s your Act Called? The Aristocats!
Old Flames Burn the Brightest
Wrong Place at the Wrong Time—Three Times Running
No, I’m Talking About the Kind that Holds Back Water
A Grain of Truth
Presidential Poundage
Springtime for Hitler
Dogs of War
I Only Get it for the Articles Anyway
A Voyage of Titanic Proportions
He was a Dick from the Very Start
No Return—No Deposit
Not the Boys in the Hood—But the Boys Under the Hood
You Say Tomato and I Say… Tomato
When the Chips are Down
How Do You Know he’s a King? He hasn’t Got Sh*t All Over Him
The Department of Redundancy Department
Live from the Pasta Farms, this has been Al Dente
It’s not just a Good Book-It’s a Great Book!
Because they Don’t know the Words
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