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Sextrap Dungeon: Book 1
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Let the sexing begin.
I'm male.
I'm female.
Just the one dick, thanks.
As many dicks as you can throw at me, bro!
Aight.
Um, no.
“Da” club.
“Da” strip club.
“Da” laundrette.
Show her the merch (strip to the raw like the dude in that old Levis ad).
Hit the honey with a pick-up line.
Neg the honey (offer her a compliment wrapped in an insult, like a painfully insecure chauvinist mig
Yo diggedy.
Shit no, she sounds like the kind of woman who’d get her baby’s tongue pierced.
Beggars can’t be choosers (follow the dancer to a booth and take a ride on the baloney pony).
If I’m gonna come at this I’m gonna come strapped (head for the bathroom and look for a condom machi
Go to “Da” laundrette.
Tail that tail!
Jump the bitch.
School the jabronie with your words.
Smooth your way in by going gay.
Just go home.
Let’s move on with your erotic adventure.
Bowl her over with a pick-up line.
Grease the grill first (impress her with some sweet dance moves).
Take some time to order your thoughts (get drunk).
Take out a copy of Moby Dick and have a nice read.
One girl? I want me all the girls! (try your luck with a group of honeys dancing on stage).
Ima have me another drink! (have another drink).
Say, that bouncer sure was running his mouth before. Go tell him off.
Have a third drink.
Drink an ass-load of coffee and get your ass back in the game.
Let’s get this party started! Use a nearby janitor bucket to turn the scene into a wet t-shirt conte
Actually, that’s probably the drink talking. Reconsider your options.
Condom.
Viagra.
Give it five then head out there and crush that booty.
Flip a coin to decide.
Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhh! (haul ass).
Ain’t no thang (stand your ground).
White.
Black.
Demolish the female with your awesome lovemaking.
Bone appétit!
Sure. But slip on a condom first (if you have one in your inventory).
Ugh.
Onwards, to sexual Valhalla...
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