Chuck Klosterman X by Klosterman, Chuck -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Also by Chuck Klosterman Title Page Copyright Contents Introduction Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So Are the Days of Our Lives

Three-Man Weave My Zombie, Myself That’s Not How It Happened The Light Who Has Lighted the World There’s Something Peculiar About Lying in a Dark Room. You Can’t See Anything.

White Dudes Holding Guitars

Liquid Food C’mon Dave, Gimme a Break Where Were You While We Were Getting High? I’m Assuming It’s Going to Be Fun

And I Said to Myself, “This Is the Business We’ve Chosen!”

Never Love Anyone Who Treats You Like You’re Ordinary

Owner of a Lonely Heart The Enemy of My Enemy Is Probably Just Another Enemy A Road Seldom Traveled by the Multitudes Brown Would Be the Color (If I Had a Heart) I Hear That You and Your Band Have Sold Your Guitars White’s Shadow House Mouse in the Mouse House The Man Who Knew Too Much

Institutional Rockism

The Opposite of Beyoncé Like Regular Music, Except Good Non-Suppressive Slacker Democracy Now! Metal Machine “Music” 2 + 2 = 5 Advertising Worked on Me

Who Wants to Live Forever?

Hero in Black Villain in White (1928–2013) Something Else

Acknowledgments Index Credits About the Author