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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Editor’s notes
The Poems
A beautiful, simple life
I’m really rich
This country is going to hell in a handbasket
Barack Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro): a Haiku
I am the least racist person there is
Deviant Anthony Weiner: a Haiku
MAGA!
I am the most fabulous whiner
I won!
I make this promise
I am the best
Crooked Hillary: a Haiku
We are going to have to get rid of them
We have by far the highest IQ of any Cabinet ever assembled
Bad hombres
President Putin: a Haiku
All I ask is fairness
These people are losers
Dopey Lord Sugar: a Haiku
I respect women, I love women, I cherish women
Goofy Elizabeth Warren: a Haiku
Everybody loves me
Lyin’ Ted: a Haiku
Little Marco: a Haiku
Look at this baby
Slowly the hair dries
I am open-minded
Very dishonest media
Does torture work?
Fake news, folks
Wacko Glenn Beck: a Haiku
We’ve got to stop the stupid
Hot little girl in high school
Get the oil, get the oil, get the oil
Treat yourself to the very, very best life has to offer
You can do anything
Crazy Megyn Kelly: a Haiku
Pervert alert
Women have one of the great acts of all time
Sad sack Rosie: a Haiku
No days off
There’s something going on that we don’t know about
Photographic memory
We’ll be fine with the environment
Good genes
Very foul-mouthed Sen. John McCain: a Haiku
Get ready for some excitement
I am the innocent (pure) one!
Low energy Jeb: a Haiku
I want to be good
My hands are normal hands
Pittsburgh, not Paris
I love to read
Failing comedian Bill Maher: a Haiku
I have the best words
A dream
Look at the way I’ve been treated lately
My two favorite words
What’s going on? What’s going on?
I don’t know
You have to be everything
Acknowledgements
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