Sheepish · Two Women, Fifty Sheep, and Enough Wool to Save the Planet by Friend, Catherine -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Praise Also by Catherine Friend Title Page Dedication PART ONE - The Muffins Go Farming

Shocking Sheepishness No Snowballs on This Farm Getting Naked Freakishly Exotic People Spinning in Circles Sheep Sex and Other Natural Disasters The Failed Environmentalist Minnesota Cranky The King and I Brokeback Farm Searching for Memoirs by Moonlight

PART TWO - Telling Farm Tales

To Sproing and Worfl The First Pasture Goddess My Nursery A Gaggle of Goddesses A Cure for Writer’s Block Enough Happy Endings? Does This Bale Make Me Look Fat? Tending the Vineyard The Perfect Nest The Farmer’s Wife Just Ducky The Incredible Shrinking Jeans This Is Your Brain on Oxytocin

PART THREE - Spinning Yarns

Woolology 101 Turquoise Treasure Super Sheep The Fuzzy Patriots The Queen of Do-It-Yourself Greener Than You Think And Photogenic, to Boot Of Warp and Woof Counting Bed Mites A Recipe for Carpal Tunnel The Stealthy Flock Re-cycle. Re-create. Re-enjoy. We Are the Champions (of Sheep) I’d Turn Back If I Were You

PART FOUR - Unravel

Something’s Up Adventures of the Backup Farmer Holy Hanky Panky, Batman Dividing Up the Cake More Babies Not Exactly a Goddess Focus on Feet My Head Is Full of Colors An Intimate Secret

PART FIVE - The Love of You Sings

Real, Not Virtual Wave of the Future Listening to Sheep

Yain: Slow down and focus on the basics Tain: Do one thing at a time Eddero: Practice gazing Peddero: Overdose on oxytocin

Rhubarb Sauce and Candy Corn Freaks ‘R’ Us Sheepish and Proud

Acknowledgements Sheepish Mitten and Hat Patterns Copyright Page