The Awkward Human Survival Guide, The Awkward Human Survival Guide by Dachis, Adam -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Contents Introduction Part I: Social Interactions

Attending a Party Without Being Super Lame Getting Out of Weird Conversations Opting Out of Activities You Can’t Afford Managing People with No Boundaries Getting Rid of People Who Won’t Leave

Part II: Dealing With Society

Dealing with Noisy Neighbors Complaining About Food at a Restaurant Telling Someone He Parks Like an Asshole Dealing with Obnoxious Airplane Passengers

Part III: Friends and Acquaintances

Asking for a Favor Ruining Someone’s Day with Bad News Reminding a Friend to Pay Up or Die Confronting a Crappy Friend Dealing with a Deadbeat Roommate Recovering from Autocorrect Mistakes Saving Face After an Accidental Insult Coming Out of the Big Gay Closet Visiting Sick People in the Hospital Giving Condolences (That Don’t Suck)

Part IV: Dating

Going on a First Date that Doesn’t Suck Telling Someone You Like Him Telling Someone You Don’t Like Him Saying “I Love You” by Accident Responding to “I Love You” When You Just … Don’t Asking for an Open Relationship Breaking Up Getting Your Ex to Back Off

Part V: Sex

Talking About Human Sexual Intercourse Negotiating a “Friends with Benefits” Situation Approaching Porn in a Relationship Discussing a Weird Bedroom Quirk Talking About Fetishes Accidentally Pooping During Sex Throwing Someone Out of Bed

Part VI: Family

Staying Sane During Family Events Getting Your Parents Off Your Back Asking Your Parents for Help Managing Parents Who Don’t Get Along Talking to Your Parents About Sex

Part VII: Work

Handling an Uncomfortable Job Interview Negotiating Your Salary Confronting a Kitchen Thief Confronting a Smelly (or Otherwise Problematic) Coworker Managing an Office Affair Working with Dumbasses Managing a Crappy Boss Quitting Your Job Without Burning a Bridge

Conclusion Dedication Copyright