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Index
Title Page
About the Author
By the Same Author
Dedication
Introduction
SPRING
May
Mowing my meadow with a Lamborghini tractor
The vegetable crisis
Sheep are vindictive. Even in death
SUMMER
June
Stow the chainsaw, I’ve called in Godzilla
Water, water everywhere. Except where I need it
July
War with the wildlife
My exciting new hobby: beekeeping
Attracting wildlife to my farm – with a JCB
August
Shearing Jean-Claude Van Lamb
What’s happened to my crops?
Only Sting and the super-rich can save the countryside
AUTUMN
September
Why every farmer needs a flamethrower
How I turned around my little farm shop of horrors
October
Eau no, my pipe dream’s sprung a leak
Help! I can’t understand a word of farmers’ agri-jargon
November
Let British farms take back control – of cheap, nasty food
WINTER
December
Why I won’t be selling turkeys in my farm shop
January
I’m not sure I’m cut out for farming
I don’t need Joe Wicks. Farming is keeping me fit
February
Will my pigs be saved from the frying pan?
Birdwatching is now the highlight of my days
SPRING
March
Can I stop my farm’s floodwater from soaking the neighbours?
Why my farm shop is causing controversy in the Cotswolds
April
Brexit red tape is sowing the seeds of disaster
May
Farming is the most dangerous job in Britain
Get orf my land!
Postscript
Copyright
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